josh "elixir" foley (
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video.
Sooooo...
Here's a question. What's the weirdest thing one of your fans has ever done? Or, like, the weirdest piece of content you've ever found?
Because I just found there are bwitter accounts dedicated to trying to prove I'm not actually dating my girlfriend? I thought it was a joke but they're in like, a flame war with someone whose really into it... Like, I know I shouldn't be reading it, but I just can't look away.
[ oh, right, wait, also need to be responsible. ]
Oh, right, almost forgot. Hi, I'm Josh Foley. I work at De Chima General. If you've got weird medical needs or something you need fixed, I'm your dude.
Here's a question. What's the weirdest thing one of your fans has ever done? Or, like, the weirdest piece of content you've ever found?
Because I just found there are bwitter accounts dedicated to trying to prove I'm not actually dating my girlfriend? I thought it was a joke but they're in like, a flame war with someone whose really into it... Like, I know I shouldn't be reading it, but I just can't look away.
[ oh, right, wait, also need to be responsible. ]
Oh, right, almost forgot. Hi, I'm Josh Foley. I work at De Chima General. If you've got weird medical needs or something you need fixed, I'm your dude.
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[ but also who can resist looking. ]
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Um... pretty weird. I can control biological material on a genetic level, so like, anything with that? Uhh... Magic and some stuff is outta my skillset if its pure magic and its not like... biological. If that makes sense.
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Ah.
Josh was right. ]
I WAS DEFINITELY NOT DATING BRUCE WAYNE
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No, it does. I guess it depends on why I...lost around a decade.
[ She's just going to. Switch to video now. Hi Josh, this is Barbara Gordon except she's twenty. ]
Mental and physical. As far as I knew I just stepped into a whole new world. [ It wasn't great! ]
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we're putting a pin in that dating drama. ]
Okay, um... I can probably age your body up to the right age, but the mental stuff is definitely beyond me if it isn't like, brain chemicals.
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Then her brow furrows, as she considers. ]
It would be easier to...pretend, if I have to. I've already done some of that over text. But it would also feel - weirder. Probably.
[ A faint groan, as she shoves her hands through her hair. (Longer than her older self's, and distinctly flattened. Cowls, man.)] The main problem is the she - I? - knows how to do things I just don't, yet, and if people need that...
Ugh. I hate this. [ Feeling helpless. Feeling inadequate, even when it's compared to her own damn self. ]
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[ he doesn't get it completely, but any time he hears the future lain out before him he's always hit with inadequacy. ]
I think, uh... I mean, I've dealt with some future stuff, sort've. If you spend all your time worrying about what you can't do - you'll just kinda, like... give yourself a complex.