video.

[goldtoxicity]

Sooooo...

Here's a question. What's the weirdest thing one of your fans has ever done? Or, like, the weirdest piece of content you've ever found?

Because I just found there are bwitter accounts dedicated to trying to prove I'm not actually dating my girlfriend? I thought it was a joke but they're in like, a flame war with someone whose really into it... Like, I know I shouldn't be reading it, but I just can't look away.

[ oh, right, wait, also need to be responsible. ]

Oh, right, almost forgot. Hi, I'm Josh Foley. I work at De Chima General. If you've got weird medical needs or something you need fixed, I'm your dude.

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[runningstart]

Right. [Five years- no, even just two years ago, that'd be a joke to him too.] Anyway, I'm gonna go post screenshots of your confession to all your fanclubs, bye.

[goldtoxicity]

Wait wait wait hold on a sec!

[ NO!! ]

Don't do me dirty like that!

[runningstart]

Buy my silence.

[goldtoxicity]

Uhh, okay, you won't get sick for a month if you keep your mouth shut.

[runningstart]

[runningstart]

...are you threatening me?

[goldtoxicity]

No!

[ i mean probably at least kind of it comes with the territory. ]

I'm biokinetic! I can boost your immune system?

[runningstart]

Ohhhh that's right, ex-priest. [no he's not, wally] Sorry, got my own home-grown [store-bought] boosted immune system.

Do you really have such a weird fanbase that them knowing that your girlfriend is actually your girlfriend would break you? We call those kinds of fans 'stalkers,' my guy.

[goldtoxicity]

Ex-monk.

[ smh smh smh here he is offering you painless flu shots. ]

Dude, my fanbase is just super invested in Laurie being a coverup for a secret romance with my roommates. And I don't think hers likes me very much.

[runningstart]

Laurie?!

[runningstart]

I'll be right back.

[goldtoxicity]

Uhh... Okay?