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[goldtoxicity]

Sooooo...

Here's a question. What's the weirdest thing one of your fans has ever done? Or, like, the weirdest piece of content you've ever found?

Because I just found there are bwitter accounts dedicated to trying to prove I'm not actually dating my girlfriend? I thought it was a joke but they're in like, a flame war with someone whose really into it... Like, I know I shouldn't be reading it, but I just can't look away.

[ oh, right, wait, also need to be responsible. ]

Oh, right, almost forgot. Hi, I'm Josh Foley. I work at De Chima General. If you've got weird medical needs or something you need fixed, I'm your dude.

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[goldtoxicity]

Oh yeah, because you definitely need some sweaty weirdo getting their hands all over your gears. [ he just grossed himself out. he shakes his head. ]

Yeah, it's dumb and invasive. I'm just rolling with it now.

[redcosmedic]

[ Knock Out gives such a shudder that you can actually hear metal clanking in the background. ]

Well that's going to keep me out of recharge tonight, so thanks for that.

[ and then, a sideline question: ]

What's it like working at De Chima General?

[goldtoxicity]

Welcome!

[ cheerfully, like he lives to give out these horrid nightmares. but the question gives him pause. ]

It's okay. My powers mean like, I get spared a lot of the worst stuff that could happen but also, like... sometimes you feel obligated to save everybody when that's not a thing you can do, y'know?

[redcosmedic]

Give it time, that urge goes away.

[ Speaking from experience... ]