video.

[goldtoxicity]

Sooooo...

Here's a question. What's the weirdest thing one of your fans has ever done? Or, like, the weirdest piece of content you've ever found?

Because I just found there are bwitter accounts dedicated to trying to prove I'm not actually dating my girlfriend? I thought it was a joke but they're in like, a flame war with someone whose really into it... Like, I know I shouldn't be reading it, but I just can't look away.

[ oh, right, wait, also need to be responsible. ]

Oh, right, almost forgot. Hi, I'm Josh Foley. I work at De Chima General. If you've got weird medical needs or something you need fixed, I'm your dude.

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[helpdesk_hero]

[It's not Josh's fault that it hurt so much to learn about Kim and know only what other people told him.]

But really, Josh, DO I get you?

[goldtoxicity]

Insofar as I can be gotten.

[ because he's... y'know. a lot. ]

[helpdesk_hero]

Well, I suppose that makes sense. I do know a lot, including you.

[goldtoxicity]

You're the Josh to the Universe translator.

[helpdesk_hero]

I don't speak Universe actually.