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[goldtoxicity]

Sooooo...

Here's a question. What's the weirdest thing one of your fans has ever done? Or, like, the weirdest piece of content you've ever found?

Because I just found there are bwitter accounts dedicated to trying to prove I'm not actually dating my girlfriend? I thought it was a joke but they're in like, a flame war with someone whose really into it... Like, I know I shouldn't be reading it, but I just can't look away.

[ oh, right, wait, also need to be responsible. ]

Oh, right, almost forgot. Hi, I'm Josh Foley. I work at De Chima General. If you've got weird medical needs or something you need fixed, I'm your dude.

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[fridgeflower]

Alternate timeline... A classic that never goes out of style!

So, which happens first? They're exposed by their paint rubbing off, or they die from being covered in spray paint?

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[goldtoxicity]

Definitely the first. C'mon, I'm good at my job! They can survive a little toxic exposure, and uh, chemical inhalation.

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[fridgeflower]

True, but... I guess their pinging your Medical Distress Radar might expose them before the paint comes off, so. I guess that's a Column A, Column B ending.

Au revoir, Fake Future Son.

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[goldtoxicity]

I'll miss him. He was a good kid, other than trying to bone my best friend and all.