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[dazzlingdream]

Xue Yang. [He has nothing to hide; of course he is associated with the delinquent! This is totally normal. Nothing to worry about here. Please move on.] I wish to speak with you at your earliest opportunity.

[Then, in a softer tone, as Meng Yao moves to his art easel, lifting a brush gracefully.]

Zewu-Jun, Lady Yanli... May I offer my condolences? I have noticed...an absence. If I am mistaken, please correct me.

[Is he watching their house? Noooope. He would never.]

For everyone else, would you suggest purchasing a home in the city or outside of the city's limits?

Comments

[dazzlingdream]

I need to make sure you are behaving yourself first of all.

[xue_yang]

Of course. I've been a perfect gentleman. Nothing has died in weeks.

[perfect gentleman might be a stretch but he has avoided killing things or stealing things or bothering people. Of course there was that one destroyed property when he was a nogitsune...but honestly who can blame a fox?]

[dazzlingdream]

Weeks is a good start. [He doesn't buy the first part, you sly fox! Don't make him collar you, Xue Yang. He can find one that is nice and tight.]

Come have dinner with me. We have things to discuss.

[xue_yang]

[At least make it match his outfit. No choke collars.]

Oh? Sounds important. If someone did die, it was not my fault. Where should I meet you?

[dazzlingdream]

[Meng Yao has impeccable taste, don't worry. The collars will be fetching~]

It could be. [He gives him his address in De Chima.] Play nice with my pets when you come.

[xue_yang]

...Pets? And what kind of pets am I going to be meeting?

[Please don't say foxes. He's already on the move to head to the address.]

[dazzlingdream]

Hua and Hui are ferrets. [Young ones at that. They are full of energy and they like to play mischievous games.]

[xue_yang]

I'm sure we'll get along just fine. [He's not so cruel as to harm your pets.]

I'll be there in a little while.

[dazzlingdream]

[Especially not Hua and Hui. They are two females - one is white and the other is a dark brown/almost black.]

I will have tea ready. Dinner is still cooking.

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[xue_yang]

[He nods and ends the call. It doesn't take him that long to find the location of the address and he heads up to the door a short time later. Knocking on it.]

Action

[dazzlingdream]

[He answers promptly, lightly clicking his tongue against the roof of his mouth. Two fuzzy ferrets scurry behind him, but they peek out at Xue Yang nonetheless.]

Come inside.

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[xue_yang]

[He glances at the ferrets, slightly amused by the animal choice but also not finding it that surprising.]

So why the sudden invitation or do I need to wait until we're actually eating to hear the news.

Action

[dazzlingdream]

[One of them raises onto her hind-legs, sniffing at him. The other grabs a toy and runs into another room. Meng Yao watches them with affectionate amusement before glancing back at Xue Yang.]

Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are no longer with us.

[xue_yang]

[Eyebrows shoot up and the corners of his lips twist into a smirk.]

Guess we don't really have anyone to be worried about now. [Or at least he doesn't. It's like a free pass for mischief.]

[dazzlingdream]

That isn't entirely true. Jiang Cheng remains. [He guides him to a cozy dining table, pouring them both cups of tea.] I think we can play nice.

[xue_yang]

He doesn't seem particularly interested in me so I guess you're the only one unlucky enough to fall under his wrath.

[those other two were the ones with the freshest feelings of distaste for him.]

[dazzlingdream]

I'm not sure he knows of all of your crimes. I could inform him.

[Oh he knows all about Lan Wangji's absolute furious hatred of him. That must extend somewhat to Xue Yang.]

[xue_yang]

Ahh, so cruel. As if I didn't have enough enemies...even with two less to worry about now.

[dazzlingdream]

Whose fault is that? [He sips on the tea...metaphorically and literally.] You've been very bad in the past, Chengmei.

[xue_yang]

[He relaxes in his chair and laughs.]

Not all of that is just on me. I was only doing what was asked.

[He's had some very troublesome bosses ask him to do some very distasteful things...he might have just enjoyed making small tasks into bigger messier ones.]

[dazzlingdream]

Everyone knows about my sins. [He tuts and rises to check on the cooking food.] But you served the Wens too. And yourself to a degree. Was it nice to have revenge?

[xue_yang]

Revenge is always sweet.

[And the Wens were a good excuse to let loose and blame it on the sect that everyone hated.]

I was always serving myself, the Wens just made it easy.

[dazzlingdream]

Is it? I've always found it a bit bitter.

[And ultimately unappealing because nothing is settled by it. Nothing is fixed.]

I am aware. I have served myself too, though my superiors thought otherwise.

[xue_yang]

[He enjoyed removing the sects he didn't like. There is only one revenge that didn't turn out quite as planned...]

I guess it all depends on who you are taking revenge out on and how it turns out for you when it is discovered.

[dazzlingdream]

[He pours them two bowls of soup and carries them over on a tray.]

Mm let's see...

A missing arm, a hole in your heart...

I wouldn't call those signs of victory.