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[fridgeflower]

Hello.

I've been assigned a very important task that I now realize I'm very ill-prepared for, having lived a life of quiet and pathetic solitude.

Please help:

1. Party game suggestions?
2. Venue recommendations?
3. Cocktail + mocktail recipes?
4. Public speaking tips?
5. Dance instruction maybe????

Thank you.

Comments

[looking_sharp]

Bachelor party?

[Rude considers this very thoughtfully. And finally nods to himself because he's got an idea.]

imPorts primarily? Then the man thing to remember is you're marketable. Pick a bar or club. Have discussions with them. They might cut a deal to use people as advertisement.

[fridgeflower]

Hey! That's not a terrible idea!

I mean, I can't promise anybody else up, really, but I might be able to manage. If nothing else, maybe I can persuade a more popular friend.

[looking_sharp]

Make use of the resources. And we are resources.

[fridgeflower]

At least slightly lame, but more than 75% true.

[looking_sharp]

If they choose to make us this, then we use it. Only fair.

[fridgeflower]

Guess so.

Now I just have to hope I'm bar commercial material. Or that I can drag a more bar-suitable friend into it.

[looking_sharp]

I'd offer assistance, but I don't believe my contract with either of my current employers would allow such a thing.

[fridgeflower]

Keeping busy, then? Are you gunning for that "Top imPort" position?

[looking_sharp]

I consider the whole prospect foolish.

[fridgeflower]

You and most everyone else, probably. Maybe.

I feel like most people I run with probably think it's pretty goofy, at least.

[looking_sharp]

I'm certain a few I do would be happy to involve themselves.

[fridgeflower]

Well, then I wish them the best of luck with it.

[looking_sharp]

I shall pass that on.