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[fridgeflower]

Hello.

I've been assigned a very important task that I now realize I'm very ill-prepared for, having lived a life of quiet and pathetic solitude.

Please help:

1. Party game suggestions?
2. Venue recommendations?
3. Cocktail + mocktail recipes?
4. Public speaking tips?
5. Dance instruction maybe????

Thank you.

Comments

[goldtoxicity]

ohhhh wedding planning

of course im not crazy whod be dumb enough to miss the chance to dance with you

oh and i guess see the happy couple giving their vows

[fridgeflower]

I'm not wedding planning, just pre-wedding planning. Party stuff.

And I'm not much of a dancer with no realistic expectation that I'll actually be able to fix that in time.

[goldtoxicity]

dancing isnt about skill its about fun

[ you know how he dances and its awful ]

same diff the bit before is the best part

[fridgeflower]

Don't jinx me. On either of these fronts.

The pre-party could still be super lame and the wedding will undoubtedly be amazing.

[goldtoxicity]

it will NOT be lame dont jinx yourself
youre fun you can be fun
and if you get everbody drunk first it doesnt matter what you have them do

[fridgeflower]

That might not be a bad fallback. Thus the cocktail recipes.

[goldtoxicity]

ill dig out all my faves hold on

[fridgeflower]

Do you have, like, a grandma-style recipe card box of drinking?

[goldtoxicity]

i LIVE with a grandma, remember
david alleyne is a certified old person
sometimes you pick up on weird grandma habits

[fridgeflower]

I guess there's worse you could've adopted.

Granted, you ARE using this newfound knowledge for nefarious purposes...

[goldtoxicity]

i dunno i think crocheting wouldve been more useful

[ hes texting her a big long list of his faves. ]

[fridgeflower]

Thanks.

And you could always learn to crochet, I'm sure. I could use a kitschy throw or a tea cosy.

[goldtoxicity]

maybe
i'll look into it on my downtime

[fridgeflower]

Doilies for Christmas or I'm rioting.

[goldtoxicity]

well now ive gotta
though riotflower would be pretty badass

[fridgeflower]

I don't think admitting that it'd probably a pretty failed effort will help my threat any. But there it is.

[goldtoxicity]

youre not giving yourself enough credit

[fridgeflower]

Right, well... Doilies for Christmas, or I'm rioting.

And I'll work myself up to rioting status until then. Just in case.

[goldtoxicity]

you got it

should we be coordinating some matching looks here

[fridgeflower]

Rioting couple looks?

Or wedding looks?

[goldtoxicity]

id say both but i dont wanna ruin the wedding by showing up looking like 2000s punk band