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[fridgeflower]

Hello.

I've been assigned a very important task that I now realize I'm very ill-prepared for, having lived a life of quiet and pathetic solitude.

Please help:

1. Party game suggestions?
2. Venue recommendations?
3. Cocktail + mocktail recipes?
4. Public speaking tips?
5. Dance instruction maybe????

Thank you.

Comments

[fridgeflower]

I mean... Yeah. Checks out.

How much sugar do you need to live?

[drivesadesk]

I honestly have no idea, I'm not a nutritionist. I eat what I want to eat and it works out fine.

[fridgeflower]

That's fair.

I guess I just wondered if you knew of a greater physiological difference or if it's just a matter of taste. I think that much sugar might make some people sick, apart from whether it tastes fine or not.

[drivesadesk]

Yeah, I mean...that might be the case. Although to be fair, I've seen humans eat pretty much sugar and not get sick.

[fridgeflower]

Maybe it's just a matter of acclimation, then.

Like I said, I'm willing to try it... Just warning you that I'll probably make a face. At LEAST.

[drivesadesk]

Oh, I'm used to it. You should see how people react when I get to the insect portion of my diet.

[fridgeflower]

I'll take your word for it.

[ Okay, but, actually... Curiosity. ]

Do you go out and catch them, or... order them?

[drivesadesk]

Order them, but really I'm fine getting protein from other sources, too, so usually I just get a burger.

[fridgeflower]

Hard to go wrong with a burger.

Of course, I don't know whether it's easy to go wrong with eating insects or not, if one eats them regularly, but... I agree with the burger choice!

[drivesadesk]

I have to admit, burgers are amazing. I love Earth food.

[fridgeflower]

I'm a fan!

I mean, I don't really have anything else to compare it to, but... Even if I DID, you've gotta love your homeworld favorites, right?

[drivesadesk]

I mean, technically since that whole goddess thing I don't remember my homeworld, but yeah. I mean, still had that stuff on the ship before I came to Earth, so it's still nostalgic.

[fridgeflower]

Oh, gosh... Sorry if I brought up something sensitive.

That's a lot to have given up. Thank you, Jonathan. In case nobody's said it yet.

[drivesadesk]

It's fine. I mean, it's not like that's something you could have possibly know. And I'm fine. I've accepted that I gave up what I gave up and I can't change it now.

[Even if part of him wishes he would have picked something smaller. What could have possessed him to pick something so huge? If only he could remember what he was thinking at the time.]

And thanks. It's nice to hear.