video.

[hot_handed]

HEY, BASTARDS!!!

[The video shows Katsuki standing somewhere in Maurtia Falls with his free hand splayed out and twitching an infuriated scowl on his face as a vein throbs against his forehead. The first thing he did as soon as he got back was start to head home, but he has a question.]

The psychos in the lab coats and Porter thought it would be a good idea to give me some kinda new shitty healing quir-power, and it's bullshit! The fuck is wrong with 'em?! What if I blow someone up on accident instead of on purpose?! So I was wondering-

WHICH OF YA LOSERS ARE GOOD AT HEALING OR WHATEVER!!!

Comments

video.

[goldtoxicity]

Oh hey! Explosion Murder! You got healing powers?

video.

[hot_handed]

[It's glitter guy. And he ALMOST got his hero name right.

It's better than LEM anyway.]

What, you wanna fucking go?

video.

[goldtoxicity]

I've got a healing factor so, like, if you want lessons on potentially destructive healing powers, I'm probably your dude.

video.

[hot_handed]

[Oh. Right.] You heal and crap.

Fine. Better you than the crusty bastard who thinks he's deep shit.

Re: video.

[goldtoxicity]

I hope so, because nothing in that sentence sounded good. The bar sounds real low.

Re: video.

[hot_handed]

It is. Think you can do it?

video.

[goldtoxicity]

Hell yeah I can!

video.

[hot_handed]

You're on.

video.

[goldtoxicity]

Time and place?

video.

[hot_handed]

Fuck. Where do you live again?

video.

[goldtoxicity]

De Chima. I think my neighborsll be pissed if we start setting off explosions in the back yard so, like, we can find a field or something?

video.

[hot_handed]

Your neighbors sound annoying. Whatever, fine, a field will mean less nosy bastards.

I ain't got nothing going on in the afternoon.

video.

[goldtoxicity]

Cool. Sooooooooo...

[ hold on, let him check the maps around town. he shoots a map location over. ]

This looks kinda remote? Probably nothing to get upset around here.

Re: video.

[hot_handed]

That's fine, I'll kill you with my healing over there!

video.

[goldtoxicity]

You joke - well, like, I hope that's a joke? But that's totally a thing, dude!

video.

[hot_handed]

Hah?! Since when?!

video.

[goldtoxicity]

The body is a delicate instrument. You gotta put things back right or it could cause major problems.

video.

[hot_handed]

...

YOU MEAN IF I AIN'T CAREFUL I COULD GIVE SOMEONE AN EXTRA ORGAN OR SOMETHING?!

video.

[goldtoxicity]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell....

[ okay no let's not break the healing baby. ]

More like, if somebody's got a broken leg you gotta make sure you set it before you heal it. Otherwise the bone might heal wrong and could cause some serious pain.

video.

[hot_handed]

[....

Just. This face.]

Oh I know first ai- WHAT?! I STILL GOTTA SET IT?!

This power sucks.

Re: video.

[goldtoxicity]

Maybe you got lucky and it's all just totally intuitive?

video.

[hot_handed]

Dunno. It's hard to find someone to let me break their bones.

Re: video.

[goldtoxicity]

... weeeeell, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

video.

[hot_handed]

Oh yeah? What's the lesson plan, Glitter-sensei?

video.

[goldtoxicity]

Well, first, we're gotta see how your power works. Duh!

So I guess you gotta explode me and put me back together.