video.

[hot_handed]

HEY, BASTARDS!!!

[The video shows Katsuki standing somewhere in Maurtia Falls with his free hand splayed out and twitching an infuriated scowl on his face as a vein throbs against his forehead. The first thing he did as soon as he got back was start to head home, but he has a question.]

The psychos in the lab coats and Porter thought it would be a good idea to give me some kinda new shitty healing quir-power, and it's bullshit! The fuck is wrong with 'em?! What if I blow someone up on accident instead of on purpose?! So I was wondering-

WHICH OF YA LOSERS ARE GOOD AT HEALING OR WHATEVER!!!

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[facepalmchampion]

Isn't. This. Interesting?
I'm an expert at healing.

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[hot_handed]

[........

You gotta be fucking kidding.]

I'll pass.

[facepalmchampion]

Here I am trying to be a good person, seeing someone else in need. Selflessly. How trashy of you, Bakugo.

[[No he is not. But he's loving this network lately.]]

[hot_handed]

You want to be selfless? Die.

[facepalmchampion]

In my own time, nothing lasts forever and everything has a kill switch. Is it really so hard for you to accept help from experts? Do you think I survived your vicious onslaught because Twice had a few bandaids?

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[goldtoxicity]

Oh hey! Explosion Murder! You got healing powers?

video.

[hot_handed]

[It's glitter guy. And he ALMOST got his hero name right.

It's better than LEM anyway.]

What, you wanna fucking go?

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[goldtoxicity]

I've got a healing factor so, like, if you want lessons on potentially destructive healing powers, I'm probably your dude.

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[hot_handed]

[Oh. Right.] You heal and crap.

Fine. Better you than the crusty bastard who thinks he's deep shit.

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[goldtoxicity]

I hope so, because nothing in that sentence sounded good. The bar sounds real low.

[Video]

[anthropophagite]

Do you know how it works? [ they have a file on the powers people get here, right? So maybe the file explains that too. ]

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[hot_handed]

Yeah, I have to use my fucking hands to do it, which is a pretty bad fucking idea thanks to my quirk. Assholes.

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[anthropophagite]

[ uh. Yeah, that sounds like a bad idea alright]

Dud you find someone to help you? How do you plan on training it? [ because he knows Katsuki will train it of course]

[Video]

[hot_handed]

I found someone I don't mind hurting to get a handle on my quirk, yeah.

Don't know yet. Probably by building endurance for it and shit so it doesn't get in the way of my useful quirk.

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[floatsaway]

[A healing quirk. That's actually super duper useful.

...If Bakugou wasn't the one to have it. Ochako sighs to herself before he responds with a gentle smile. Maybe this will help him grow a bit, though.]

You remember our first aid training at UA, right, Katsuki? [He better, they taught that shit in class, and Ochako knows he's not a slacker.] Throw a few punches, or small explosions, at me and try to heal it. You know I can take it...even full blast. If you do it on accident, you can fix me up the old fashioned way.

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[hot_handed]

You trying to insinuate something? Spit it out.

[He rolls his eyes.]

I know how first aid training works, I ain't a fucking idiot like some of our classmates.

[floatsaway]

[BIG SIGH. Why are you like this, Katsuki? Well, if you want an answer there here you go—]

Yes and no. You’re better at fighting than you are at fixing...but I think you having a healing quirk will help you grow more, Katsuki. If you still want to be number one, that is.

Because you may know the theory behind using our first aid training, but have you ever, once, actually put it into practice?

[hot_handed]

[Rolling his eyes.]

No, I want to be mediocre and never get us out OF COURSE I'M GOING TO BE NUMBER ONE BUT I CAN'T BE IF I LET STUPID SHIT LIKE A STUPID QUIRK STOP ME!!!

Putting a splint into place or stopping some blood is different.

[onederfulhero]

Would you be willing to let me help you train your new power?

[hot_handed]

HAH?! How you plan on that?!?

[onederfulhero]

I'll be blunt- my civilian body could still use some healing. I was going to a man named Tadashi for it, but he's gone now.

I don't expect you to be able to fix everything, but if you'd like to try it out, the offer is open.

[hot_handed]

[He's not surprised. He was more surprised when All Might was healed at all, but it doesn't stop the guilt. And Tadashi. That means-]

Huh. Guess so.

[But something else is louder than the guilt right now. He stares at his communicator, his stomach doing flip-flops. All Might wants his help. All Might wants to depend on him for something. He trusts him.

Yeah, he trusts him with his biggest secret, but this was different. He couldn't control this power yet-

It's a strange mix of his fanboy-ish admiration being brought back and hope. He can't fix everything, but maybe he can do something.]

I ain't shit at it right now, but if you wanna I'll learn to heal you so good it'll kill your injuries.

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[a_gaggle_of_ghosties]

[He probably really, really shouldn't, but even Nox has to give in to temptation every once in a while. Besides, this child was both obnoxiously loud and just seemed obnoxious in general, and that was enough to justify things.

Sith didn't need much convincing.]

Darth Jadus. Unless he has relocated, you should be able to find him in Jeopardy.

He has been here longer than either you or I, and obtained a healing power on arrival.

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[hot_handed]

Going to need more to go off of than a shitty name. What's he look like?

[a_gaggle_of_ghosties]

Only if you're terrible at asking for directions, I doubt he's an unknown figure there. But very well.

Stand by.

[At the very least, this should prove an interesting test in whether or not he could transmit images through a mental connection to the network, rather than just what he was currently seeing. It takes him a moment- possibly longer than someone like Bakugou would have liked- but he does manage to mentally upload and transmit an image in the end.]

Will that suffice?