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[knightunbraided]

[A dark face with bright, golden eyes peers out over the network. Considering his situation, he seems almost criminally happy, with his wide smile and obnoxiously cheery attitude. Who is this stranger? Well, Wing himself is about to tell you.]

Greetings, friends! My name is Wing and I'm afraid that I'm new here! I'm Cybertronian, ordinarily, but it would seem that this world of yours has given me a new form! Fascinating! If someone could give me the bare basics in how to operate this body, I'd be very greatful. I look forward to seeing things from your perspective. It'll be an educational experience, without a doubt.

[His enthusiasm gets the better of him, and he's suddenly knocked over.]

Omph, yes. Does anyone know how to control these?

[He holds the camera up high enough to show off the two large white wings sprouting from his shoulders. Haha, someone out there has a sense of humour.]

Information on that would be useful too!

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[slingshots]

whoa. pretty much most humans don't come w those

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[knightunbraided]

Are they really that unusual?

[slingshots]

well
yeah

i mean i figure there's angels, but otherwise... just you & the pigeons

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[weapabilities]

[ Someone is VERY close to the camera. ]

Wing who?

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[knightunbraided]

Wing of the Circle of Light!

Miss me, Drift?

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[weapabilities]

Y- BUT-

TH...

[ He's going to sit down. ]

I'm going to just. How did you know? How are you here? Is this a joke?

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[forcowardice]

So your name is Wing.

So you have wings.

Well, that's straight-forward at least.

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[knightunbraided]

Someone evidently found this funny!

[Someone like Wing! He finds it hilarious!]

Now what might your name be, friend?

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[forcowardice]

Fulcrum. I'm a Cybertronian, too. Only whoever gives us powers didn't think my name was as hilarious as yours, and instead thought maybe my alt-mode was.

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[delegation]

[ This guy looks like he's really seriously considering teaching someone the basics of how bodies work, okay. Also like he thinks your wings are cool - that one more first, since he's doing that whole 'dramatic sunglasses removal woah' thing. ]

Wow, now I'm feeling kind of gypped on the whole "powers" thing. I'm just making an inference here, but I'm guessing you're asking for really low basics, right? How much do you know already?

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[knightunbraided]

How much do I know about the human body?

[Bright, million-watt smile of optimism and positivity.]

Absolutely nothing!

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[delegation]

[ This smile is also bright but for vastly, entirely different reasons. ]

Well there's the basics - you know plants? Very important to water yourself several times a day. Eight glasses of water is the recommended dosage, spaced throughout the day, just right over the head like you'd do for a beautiful sunflower. You can drink some of it too, if your mouth feels dry, but mostly - [ gesture ] - right over the head.

Also be careful about anybody with cooties, ok? Actually you should probably see if you know any doctors who can give you a cootie shot.

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[governorkang]

You don't normally have wings of any sort?

[knightunbraided]

I do, actually! But not wings like these. They are much more difficult to manage I find.

[governorkang]

[He nods.]

Mechanical wings, then, if you are cybertronian. Yes, it would be very different.

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[pacifistaggressive]

[Your optimism is chafing him, okay. You're worse than Drift and that's saying a lot because Drift was just talking about how Sakura Blossom Reed Diffusers throughout the whole house would be good for their aura do you have any idea what that's like--]

You have to eat three times a day. Much more frequently than our Cybertronian bodies.

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[knightunbraided]

Understood! It'll take me some time to figure out how food works, but I'm certain it'll be an adventure.

[But another Cybertronian! This is good and exciting news.]

Autobot, I take it?

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[pacifistaggressive]

[Internal groan.]

At least you have the right attitude about it. Some have been rather...panicky.

[Looking at you, Fulcrum.]

I'm neither faction.

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[fistofthejoestar]

How bare do you mean, when you say that?

[since people have different interpretations of just what that entails, it's good to check before trying to help with the being human thing.]

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[knightunbraided]

By bare, I suppose I mean that I have very little knowledge about organics in general. I am aware that they need to rest and fuel up more frequently than my kind do. Aside from that, I don't have a clue.

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[crabcake]

[Wow! This level of enthusiasm is actually making him sick to his stomach.]

Make sure to drink plenty of gasoline.

It's human fuel.

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[knightunbraided]

I was not aware that gasoline was good for organics.

Thank you stranger! I appreciate the help!

[justimom]

[ Samara is not human herself, but she knows about them and Asari at least have a humanoid appearance to them. Still, she really can't imagine being given a fully human body here. ]

How different is this form when compared to your original one? Knowing that would give people an idea of just where to start when explaining how to operate a human form.

[knightunbraided]

Heh, well my original form is twenty feet taller and made of metal.

I have very little to base my organic knowledge on.

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[abadidea]

[Isaac's pretty interested, too, if the look on his face is any indication.]

Another Cybertronian? Uh...it's...sort of hard to explain how to work the body. I mean, I've always had it, and uh...humans don't usually come with wings.