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〈 MM 〉npcs ([personal profile] mmnpcs) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-10-19 10:51 pm

URGENT BULLETIN.

[ The following is secured to the network at 9 PM, via an ID that has not been present on it yet, a simple non-interactive bulletin. It will not be responded to, although imPorts are free to engage in discussion amongst themselves. ]

ATTENTION IMPORTS!


It is come to our attention that Unsettled imPorts have been allowed to skirt our regulations regarding what benefits are and aren't received up to this month, which is a dire oversight on the part of your liaisons and supervisors. Upon discovering that the budget for imPort benefits received far exceeded the amount needed for the current amount of Registered imPorts we have on file, further investigation showed that many similar oversights have been provided for non-Registered imPorts off the books that have not been sanctioned by those of us outside of Cape Canaveral.

We are getting to the bottom of this and are making cuts in the budget where they should have been already: Non-Registered imPorts were never meant to be receiving these benefits for as long as they have been. Furthermore, upon questioning your current imPort Affairs Liaison, Captain Parc Holiday, he could not account for every inconsistency we've since discovered and showed some alarming signs of blunted affect and apparent memory gaps; those inconsistencies he claimed he could recall he admitted to committing.

Make no mistake, we in the Federal Government sympathize with the imPort plight, but we cannot afford to let free resources be given out illegally; Captain Holiday does not have the authority to make such decisions. Effective immediately he has been removed from his position as ImPort/Government Affairs Liaison and has been moved into a maximum security psychiatric facility to further study his symptoms. Until we can locate a suitable replacement or Captain Holiday proves himself truly fit to resume his duties, we are promoting Lieutenant Ananke to Captain so she can operate in his stead and will be keeping an eye on the situation as well as her performance to determine what other changes may prove necessary.

- L. Chases
Secretary of Defense
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[personal profile] xpostate 2014-10-29 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
And all of it happened before I was even born. But here we are now, and it's still going on. You read the papers? They have a blockade right at the edge of Alaska.

Still, you aren't wrong. Anything they see as an inconvenience, if they can make a common enemy out of it to overcome? They'll do it. That's what America's all about.
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[personal profile] hadtoperishtwice 2014-10-30 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
That's not that surprising. I mean, Sarah Palin could see Russia from her house. [The sarcasm is definitely there.] And by that I mean that it's the place where Russia and the US are as close to each other as possible.

Exactly. And I'm sure that, if we aren't careful, we may end up on that list as well.
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[personal profile] xpostate 2014-10-31 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, I've already thought of that. It wouldn't be the first time I've seen it happen, either.