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[sharkweak]

I get that there are bigger things going on, but I'm looking for a fork and knife I can't bite through.

[He'll lift up the evidence to the camera. It's a metal fork with the prongs neatly severed as if by, say, super strong teeth? This is the fourth he's been through this week. Really has to stop reading the network or other interesting things while he's having lunch.

Laugh it up, swim buddies (you know who you are). This is a legitimate issue at this point. He can't keep buying silverware, and with things as they are, he's not of a mind to go to the government over this. Rather have another 'Port-friend give him an alternative.

Can't even enjoy the holiday with this looming over him!]

I don't have much saved up, but if you have a solution, let's talk.

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[iwatobi]

Start eating like a cat- or like a child, and have your food fed to you.

[Said in his signature deadpan manner but he's... """"joking."""" As well as Haruka Nanase can joke.]

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[sharkweak]

Good idea, Haru. Who's going to be the one to feed me?

[Don't make that kind of suggestion and not offer to be his manservant, Nanase. That's just rude. He's a king in the end credit AUs remember.]

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[iwatobi]

[Give him a mountain of mackerel and he might consider it. But otherwise, no way.]

You have teammates to do that kind of work for you.

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[huntergames]

What? You... you did that to the fork?

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[boobwindow]

[ No ID printed. ]

Yowza. How hard are you biting?

[theoryandcalculation]

[Wow, he would never laugh at something that is affecting his friend's health and happiness! At least not to his face.]

Maybe you should stick to foods that you can eat with your hands.

[What if he chokes on a prong!?]

permavid

[heartlessglitch]

[ Srs robot is taking problems srsly. ]

Perhaps I can assist you.

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[fishhumanalien]

[Really, Haru's never taken the time to look much at Rin's teeth. But he does now and--]

S-s-s-sh-shark?!!!!

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[clinomaniac]

Maybe use chopsticks? You can eat without chewing on those.

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[bulwank]

[A wide eyed expression from this end- also Gamagori appears to be somewhere very- cold. His breath visible as he looks to the video and is in a very thick looking jacket, modified so the spikes of his Goku uniform go through it without needing to rip through it.]

Must you use your teeth so formidably when using utensils? Use your lips not your teeth! It's unhealthy to do so.

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[disrobes]

...one might perhaps worry more about what might happen if you bit your tongue by accident.

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[sharkweak]

I don't have a team here, yet.

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[sharkweak]

Not just this fork.

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[sharkweak]

[how you do that? seems useful.]

It's my teeth. One of my powers here is they're really strong.

[sharkweak]

[He's proud of Rei for holding the laughter inside. That takes a lot. Thanks, bro.]

That's what I'll have to do if no one here can help.

permavid too

[sharkweak]

[Well. This is intriguing. Thanks for the srsness.]

What do you have?

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[sharkweak]

What?

[Where? How? He's not even near water right now.]

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[sharkweak]

I can still splinter them.

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[sharkweak]

You can't stop your teeth from touching the fork all the time...

[Good advice but not really practical, Gama. Good to see you, though. How's it going being... enormous? Sorry, his height is the defining characteristic for Rin.]

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[sharkweak]

Ah....

[Sorry, he's imagining that and rrrgh. He'd assumed his body would have basic immunity to how dangerous his teeth have become, but he also hasn't tested the theory.]

I didn't even think about that.

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[iwatobi]

[A pause- he looks thoughtful.]

I heard you're getting one together.

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[disrobes]

Apologies, I did not mean to cause alarm... Perhaps you should consider a but of practice?

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[huntergames]

P-Pardon me?

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[boobwindow]

[ Learn to hack your own device, son! ]

That's... an incredibly random superpower to have.

Alright, you've gotta make sure you're not exerting too much power into your bites.

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[bulwank]

[It's defining for a lot of people.]

You should get accustomed to better eating habits! I hadn't realized you adopted a more western style of eating either. Do you prefer it to chopsticks?