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[sharkweak]

I get that there are bigger things going on, but I'm looking for a fork and knife I can't bite through.

[He'll lift up the evidence to the camera. It's a metal fork with the prongs neatly severed as if by, say, super strong teeth? This is the fourth he's been through this week. Really has to stop reading the network or other interesting things while he's having lunch.

Laugh it up, swim buddies (you know who you are). This is a legitimate issue at this point. He can't keep buying silverware, and with things as they are, he's not of a mind to go to the government over this. Rather have another 'Port-friend give him an alternative.

Can't even enjoy the holiday with this looming over him!]

I don't have much saved up, but if you have a solution, let's talk.

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[iwatobi]

Start eating like a cat- or like a child, and have your food fed to you.

[Said in his signature deadpan manner but he's... """"joking."""" As well as Haruka Nanase can joke.]

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[sharkweak]

Good idea, Haru. Who's going to be the one to feed me?

[Don't make that kind of suggestion and not offer to be his manservant, Nanase. That's just rude. He's a king in the end credit AUs remember.]

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[huntergames]

What? You... you did that to the fork?

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[sharkweak]

Not just this fork.

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[boobwindow]

[ No ID printed. ]

Yowza. How hard are you biting?

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[sharkweak]

[how you do that? seems useful.]

It's my teeth. One of my powers here is they're really strong.

[theoryandcalculation]

[Wow, he would never laugh at something that is affecting his friend's health and happiness! At least not to his face.]

Maybe you should stick to foods that you can eat with your hands.

[What if he chokes on a prong!?]

[sharkweak]

[He's proud of Rei for holding the laughter inside. That takes a lot. Thanks, bro.]

That's what I'll have to do if no one here can help.

permavid

[heartlessglitch]

[ Srs robot is taking problems srsly. ]

Perhaps I can assist you.

permavid too

[sharkweak]

[Well. This is intriguing. Thanks for the srsness.]

What do you have?

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[fishhumanalien]

[Really, Haru's never taken the time to look much at Rin's teeth. But he does now and--]

S-s-s-sh-shark?!!!!

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[sharkweak]

What?

[Where? How? He's not even near water right now.]

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[clinomaniac]

Maybe use chopsticks? You can eat without chewing on those.

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[sharkweak]

I can still splinter them.

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[bulwank]

[A wide eyed expression from this end- also Gamagori appears to be somewhere very- cold. His breath visible as he looks to the video and is in a very thick looking jacket, modified so the spikes of his Goku uniform go through it without needing to rip through it.]

Must you use your teeth so formidably when using utensils? Use your lips not your teeth! It's unhealthy to do so.

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[sharkweak]

You can't stop your teeth from touching the fork all the time...

[Good advice but not really practical, Gama. Good to see you, though. How's it going being... enormous? Sorry, his height is the defining characteristic for Rin.]

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[disrobes]

...one might perhaps worry more about what might happen if you bit your tongue by accident.

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[sharkweak]

Ah....

[Sorry, he's imagining that and rrrgh. He'd assumed his body would have basic immunity to how dangerous his teeth have become, but he also hasn't tested the theory.]

I didn't even think about that.

[askedtobe]

You could always drink everything through a straw in the meantime. [ He's... really trying not to be funny. ]

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[sharkweak]

[what a wonderful suggestion. dis face.]

It's that my teeth are too strong, not that I don't have any.

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[heartboxer]

I am very sorry to hear about your struggle! I don't know how I would feel if I could not use the lovely fork and spoon! If there are certain metals you cannot penetrate, I can transmute you utensils from them without charge at all! You are a hero, an imPort! You need to eat! [ ummm is this mom or alex louis armstrong talking to you tho??? ]

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[sharkweak]

[he'll take EITHER! What a pure-hearted person! thank you so much, strange mustachioed man! Rin can't help a short swell of emotion.]

I haven't found anything yet, but you could really-- transmute it?

[he gets the gist of what that'd mean.]

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[weapabilities]

You could try asking some of the Cybertronians for help. Our armor is not like anything on earth. I bet you could get someone to donate a bit of their armor that isn't deep-wired to craft something a little more sustainable.

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[sharkweak]

They're-- you're... aliens?

[the hesitation isn't because that bugs him, but his track record with not insulting alien lifeforms isn't great. so far, it's terrible.]

[wotters]

[ Excuse me, where you saying something important because: ] RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN-SENNNPAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII!

[ That's the only response you're getting out of him. ]

[sharkweak]

Eh?

[swimpai]

Rin-senpai!!! ((He knew Rin was here, but he wasn't sure how to find him sooner. Excitement fills his voice.)) I was hoping you'd show up eventually! Ah, it's Ai, by the way.

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[sharkweak]

[!!!]