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[What happens when cannibals get backed into a corner? They eat each other, naturally.]

Quite a few of you have had your lives upset due to the files leaked by Freddie Lounds. She spoke about the truth and mentioned several times that she has nothing to hide, and yet she failed to provide her own file despite it being requested and despite claiming it was "an open book for anybody to read." In the vein of her own words about people deserving to know the truth, I'll be sharing her file with the community at large today.

LOUNDS, FREDDIE [alias: Tattlecrime]
RESIDENCE: Heropa (REDACTED)
POWERS: Turning things to leopard print, murder "sensing" which results in headaches.
MEDICAL HISTORY: Had chicken pox as a child.
NOTES: Ran Tattlecrime, a website dedicated to reporting on murder and murderers, known for having the first scoop and posting gory pictures before the crime scene could be processed. Sued for libel six times. Settled for all six. Has perfected the art of getting law enforcement workers unfairly fired, though used connections to shuffle them into other lines of work with better pay if confronted. Currently works at running a version of Tattlecrime in this world.

[He's not putting her house number and he's not putting the people who live with her, tempting as it is to make sure anyone who'd try anything at her place is going up against a dinosaur who shrieks about science and genocide and crystals. So tempting.]

For those of you who don't know me, my name is Will Graham. I am unfortunate [in every way] enough to come from the same place, originally, as Freddie Lounds. If anyone has further questions on the matter, I may be of some assistance.

[Objectively, of course. There is totally no bias one way or the other about Freddie Lounds here, don't be ridiculous.]

Comments

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[immigrantpunk]

wow dude
not cool

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[Gosh he loves it when a design comes together. If only he could reply in comic sans. Can he reply in comic sans? He'll figure it out later.]

Not trying to be cool.

[acclimatized]

I'm no Connie Prince but I'm pretty sure leopard print and plaid is going to clash.

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[He has no idea who Connie Prince is but he imagines it's someone to do with fashion. Or maybe a well-known detective. It could go either way, but he's not going to ask.]

They do. Probably why you never see people pairing those patterns together.

[YURI ARE YOU READING]

[selfimage]

It was really only a matter of time.

[ he had expected this. maybe a little earlier than it came, but expected it nonetheless. ]

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Surprised nobody took bets.

[Guess who read every single public conversation on Freddie's post. Did you place those bets, Loki?]

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[hostage]

Nice

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[Oh boy oh boy.]

Somebody lost a job. No reason to sit on it after that.

[sizetwelve]

[ WELP.

Welp welp welp.

Murder sensing. ...........Welp. ]

Further questions? Like how she takes her eggs?

[ Or how she takes her murder? ]

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[He thinks to say that Freddie doesn't take eggs, she's a vegetarian. It's something she's said on this network, even. But the moment he does that opens doors for people to put bacon in her coffee or otherwise compromise her diet, and he's not at all okay with that.]

That's a fine example of a question.

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[redhairring]

[ aaand time to sell it. ]

What the hell do you think you're doing?!

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["clever girl"]

What I should have done sooner.
I don't want hear your voice. I know you can text.

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[goldenlegacy]

An eye for an eye? At least that's balanced.

[Well, that's better, but still. It's not even a very embarrassing record. does she actually bother to hide that stuff?]

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And turns the whole world blind?

[She told people it wasn't really that interesting; in a world filled with the sort of people this one has? It's honestly not.

Now, the cannibalism...]

[immuno]

Shots fired.

I didn't think you had it in you.

[infomodder]

I had honestly hoped it would blow over.
But when people lose their jobs, meaning this has spread outside the imPort community, that's about the time a shot or two needs to be fired.
After some fact-checking.

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[parallels]

I'm fairly certain you've heard of the phrase "don't fight fire with fire", right?

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I've heard of a lot of phrases, and that is included in phrases I have heard!

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[lackey]

[Freddie the leopard print lady. Senses murder. Runs a murder website. Comes from the same place as Will. Will the weird FBI dog guy.

Jesus.

Will seems like he knows this Freddie well. Doesn't seem too fond of her right now, though. Huh.

Is it possible that she's...? That they're...? You know, that's probably it. Especially after all the talk about having to dress up like a girl. Maybe Will finally realized it is messed up and then Freddie went and pissed off some other people and he decided it was time for revenge.

Or something.]

u 2 havin a lil tif ?

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[It's not real courtship until there's murder.

He doesn't even freaking suspect what is going on behind that question, assumes it's Mike being a smartass about what is clearly not little.]

Constantly.

[aggressiveapathy]

you know how to use the internet.

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Sort of.
I still can't figure out how to turn everything to comic sans.

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[taselikeabee]

Retaliation between friends. Nice.

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We don't use that word, especially when it's completely inaccurate.
Trying for the truth here, since that's what Freddie Lounds is all about.

[hackitude]

i think this is the actual best thing i've seen all week

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Did it make your Monday better?

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[deduct]

What will you gain from letting all these people view this information?

[damn right he saw what she did. he just doesn't see the point. he doesn't see why people need to care so much about this. whoever that woman is, she's going to keep doing what she's doing, no matter who or what steps in her way.]

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[he'll gain one thing for November AC check duh]

Me? A momentary sense of satisfaction at her tasting her own medicine, at the most.
I'm hoping other people will gain much more than that.

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[earnedmystripes]

[Someone looks SO UNIMPRESSED. It's not at you, though, at least.]

Nice that the residence is redacted, huh? Too bad she couldn't offer the imPorts she leaked the same courtesy.

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[bless]

That's because I purposefully redacted the number and names of her housemates. There's no reason to drag them into this any more than they already have been, as far as I'm concerned.

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[hands4healing]

Mr. Graham, while I appreciate you doing this

[Especially since her name was one of those connected on the residences of the previous post by Freddie]

do you think it'll do any good?

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[Not good for keeping Freddie's mouth shut/fingers still. But there's some good that can be done, he's hoping.]

I think it has the potential to do some good, yes.

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[takethestairs]

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you lost me. What's this about information leaks? I'm assuming that this happened before my "vacation" here started.

[That said, if what Graham says is true, then Lounds sounds like the kind of person he'd despise. Meddling in murder investigations, provoking the public into a panic, getting in the way of real justice... honestly, reporters like that are almost as bad as the criminals they profit off of.]

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[Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a name he hasn't seen in a while. He just stares for a few seconds because he had gotten used to that name being gone and appreciating the fact of the matter it was gone. But...]

It happened ten days ago as of today, Freddie Lounds leaked several files of imPorts without having asked or her facts completely in line. I hadn't realized you were back in the vacation.

[She's terrible, it's true.]

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[112ounces]

[ Since nearly everyone is doing it - ]

what's this about??

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[That is not the sort of question he meant, kid.]

If you can write, surely you can read.

[ex_question191]

I'm seconding Skye, this is great.

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[Stiles seconding Skye, NOT SURPRISED WITH THAT ONE.]

It's just the facts.

[Truth will set people free, right? Yeah, it does feel great. He totally should have done this without any of the preplanning, it would probably feel better.

God.]

/when we're all on topic together

[lyingheart]

Hey, Will? Did you have chicken pox as a child, too?

it's going down

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I did not, fortunately.

[shuckit]

So since we can't get her fired from her own company, anyone up for crashing her stupid site?

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It was compromised when she first released it, but "crashing" it would probably take more effort and she could just jump to another one.

[He just assumes that Skye's meddling took less effort than if she had completely destroyed the whole thing, okay. He doesn't know how that works, exactly. But he knows that it would turn into a "Tattlecrime!" "lol not anymore" "Tattlecrime 2.0" "lol no" "Tattlecrime 45.0" "I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO WITH MY LIFE CAN YOU STOP" because Freddie never quits. Ever. Waste of everyone's time.]

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[vaccination]

are we sure shes not a junkie

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[l o l]

We're absolutely sure she's not a junkie.

[If Jack Crawford had gone into her place and found stashes of illegal drugs, then things would have been different. Probably. Maybe. People in this show get forgiven for a lot of crazy shit.]

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[altercate]

How did you get this?

permatext

[infomodder]

With a little bit of research and having already had her files beforehand.

[His little bit of research involved springing the question of whether or not Freddie had an "alias" out of nowhere and hoping she just answered it. It worked. Amazing research skills.]

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[huntergames]

is this such a good idea

[infomodder]

[throws a potato to distract her]

It's not a bad one.

VOICE.

[mantlepieces]

[ Laughter. Like, fits of it. ]

Those have got to be the tackiest powers I've ever heard of. [ This is probably the first time he's laughed this much in a while; it feels good. He calms down enough to say: ] But how humiliating are those libel charges? Ouch.

permatext

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[Laughter, what is that? He's never heard it!]

Not everyone gets to shoot lasers out of their eyes or read minds. [He doesn't take his stupid power too personally. Yet.] Think someone might learn after the first two or three, don't you? Maybe she's aiming for a dozen.