maskormenace | AUDIO; locked from Tailgate

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All right, so I'm going to be honest here. I haven't really ever seriously dated until now.

I know, real shocking. That-- that would be sarcasm. I mean, what with a four million year long war, that doesn't really cater to a life of romance for most of us. Anyway. I need a bit of advice.

I, uh. I really want to do my best to impress my boyfriend. He's sweet and friendly and really, really incredible and I want to make this work. I really don't want to screw this up, so hopefully a few of you have had some experience in dating.

Like, I dunno. Date suggestions? Methods to impress said boyfriend? I'm not sure I could really do this the Decepticon way. He kinda might take offense.

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[ ...goddamn you for getting her in the feels ]

What does that mean, you didn't die properly? How can someone die properly?

That's a long story for me to comment on with someone I'm unfamiliar with. No offense.

None taken.

I'm Lizzie. I'm a newcomer here - only been here a week. I work at the frozen banana stand.

[ There. Now you're familiar. ]

Fulcrum. I've been here for a couple of months. I think maybe I've seen you once or twice; I like the frozen bananas.

Well, come and buy more. My boss is very unhappy with my sales.

I'll try to make sure I stop by while you're on shift, then.

[ Well, she doesn't precisely want more people knowing her face - but she likes the Cybertronians. They're trustworthy, and definitely not involved with the dangers of her own home. So: ]

Definitely. Maybe we can talk then.