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[forcowardice]

All right, so I'm going to be honest here. I haven't really ever seriously dated until now.

I know, real shocking. That-- that would be sarcasm. I mean, what with a four million year long war, that doesn't really cater to a life of romance for most of us. Anyway. I need a bit of advice.

I, uh. I really want to do my best to impress my boyfriend. He's sweet and friendly and really, really incredible and I want to make this work. I really don't want to screw this up, so hopefully a few of you have had some experience in dating.

Like, I dunno. Date suggestions? Methods to impress said boyfriend? I'm not sure I could really do this the Decepticon way. He kinda might take offense.

Comments

[forcowardice]

You... want me to set fire to something?

[worstprime]

wh...no. That's ridiculous, don't be ridiculous. I want you to put flames on yourself. Er, you know, painted ones...not - not REAL flames. Again: ridiculous. But painted flames? Trust me, this is - it is a winner.