debauchewy: @vou (buck)
Hisoka the Magician ([personal profile] debauchewy) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-12-27 01:59 pm

002 ♥ VIDEO ♦ Patter

[His massive castle city of cards that takes up almost his entire cell is finished, and visible. Infact, that's all you see is towers and towers of cards to the point that it's difficult to tell this is a Government Holding Cell at all. Quite the feat, one of utmost patience and concentration. Perhaps it- and the few visitations he's had are all that's keeping him from going over the edge in here. Though, that's pushing it. Were his Nen active and his aura accessible, his bloodlust would be felt all around him and over a wide distance. You can hear it in his speech, how tired and strained he is, though it's obviously he's speaking through a slim smile.]

What is your New Years resolution? [Something he's learned is quite a thing in this world, though doesn't everyone make goals for themselves? Guess people need a reason for everything they do- effort is quite difficult to come by when disinterest lingers around.]

I'd like to know what sort of things people here work for. [Like how he worked to finish this ridiculous town of cards, for example. Certainly showing a lot of effort there- or boredom.]
paintjobs: but no, thank you, we'll keep the inappropriate flirtations (h: an interesting proposal)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-12-27 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well then, what's yours?
paintjobs: why else would he have the lil soulpatch (h: perfecting the douchebag look)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-12-27 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be shy, now.
paintjobs: you'll say anything to get out of imminent death (h: oh you)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-12-27 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently. A video with no face in sight?
paintjobs: you can grow that limb back, right? ...right? (h: oh come on now)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-12-28 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I can certainly understand that. It's very important to maintain personal image — other network users could really take note.
paintjobs: why else would he have the lil soulpatch (h: perfecting the douchebag look)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-12-28 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Never doubt it, when it comes to the right topic.

As for a New Years goal, if you insist on being so shy about it... I think I'd like to drive through Europe. Italy, maybe. I've always appreciated their roads, they're wonderful for racing.
paintjobs: you can go fuck yourself. medically speaking. (h: well in my professional opinion)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-12-28 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really. [ His face and voice both go flat. ] But neither do I have a way to get there. So, one step at a time.
paintjobs: how many memes can i cram into these keywords (h: bitching intensifies)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-12-28 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
What? On a commercial plane? [ sneer!!! this is clearly the worst idea he's ever heard. ] Please. No, I'd be finding another way.
paintjobs: but no, thank you, we'll keep the inappropriate flirtations (h: an interesting proposal)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-12-28 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen the movies. Humans have invented a truly miserable form of travel by planes, even in first class.
paintjobs: i've seen flashier paint jobs on a super combination robot toy (h: gurl please.)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-12-28 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd prefer to achieve my goals fully, not settle for a half-hearted compromise.
paintjobs: but no, thank you, we'll keep the inappropriate flirtations (h: an interesting proposal)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-12-28 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd accept nothing less.

Now, ideally I could call in a favor from a fellow Cybertronian... but we're a little short on jets at the moment.
paintjobs: you can go fuck yourself. medically speaking. (h: well in my professional opinion)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-12-29 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Less than there were. And don't worry, we're not likely to attempt to take over the planet any time soon.
paintjobs: (h: why is this my life now)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-12-29 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
I've noticed. Inconsiderate, isn't it?

Oh, good. I'll let you know if any of the really volatile ones show up and start warranting any worry.

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