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Hisoka the Magician ([personal profile] debauchewy) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-12-27 01:59 pm

002 ♥ VIDEO ♦ Patter

[His massive castle city of cards that takes up almost his entire cell is finished, and visible. Infact, that's all you see is towers and towers of cards to the point that it's difficult to tell this is a Government Holding Cell at all. Quite the feat, one of utmost patience and concentration. Perhaps it- and the few visitations he's had are all that's keeping him from going over the edge in here. Though, that's pushing it. Were his Nen active and his aura accessible, his bloodlust would be felt all around him and over a wide distance. You can hear it in his speech, how tired and strained he is, though it's obviously he's speaking through a slim smile.]

What is your New Years resolution? [Something he's learned is quite a thing in this world, though doesn't everyone make goals for themselves? Guess people need a reason for everything they do- effort is quite difficult to come by when disinterest lingers around.]

I'd like to know what sort of things people here work for. [Like how he worked to finish this ridiculous town of cards, for example. Certainly showing a lot of effort there- or boredom.]
purgation: does anyone play the bongos? (open mic poetry night)

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[personal profile] purgation 2014-12-31 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Kind of~ as Yuri's not especially into explosions. He prefers the tidiness of his fire. His penchant for verbal vomit can be kind of messy, however. Those with fiery inclinations tend towards that, it seems. It's their passionate natures, however twisted or subdued they often are or would have others believe.]

I believe rehabilitation is possible for some people. It would be irresponsible to claim otherwise.

[But as he listens to Hisoka's confession...

A fist forms unseen somewhere, knuckles white. Chest tight. Shoulders rigid and eyes hot, even though the fire hasn't yet touched them. So close, though. To spilling over...because he's missed this one. This one is out of his reach as long as he is behind bars. That's a rather painful dig.]


A murderer? [There's nothing to his tone. It's so...flat.] Do you feel remorse for the lives you've taken? For the crimes you committed? And for any reason besides the fact that it landed you in the cell where you sit now.
purgation: two: put a sinner's ashes in that box (one: cut a hole in that box)

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[personal profile] purgation 2014-12-31 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Not versatile? Just wait until you see what he can do with it, Hisoka. He'll show you some magic that will give your title as Magician a run for its money.]

You said you seek to better yourself?

[He believes it, but he doesn't believe Hisoka means it in the way he might want people to think. The way a criminal betters himself is different from the way an ordinary man does. The root of his desire to be better is one born from greed...a longing to have things that are not his to begin with.]

I would suggest, then, that you begin with telling the truth when you are asked a question.
purgation: made with natural and artificial ingredients (i can't believe it's not butterflies)

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[personal profile] purgation 2014-12-31 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Your response sounded recited. Not very convincing if you ask me.

[But he is paranoid. God is he ever. He thinks the worst of everybody. Expects it even.]
purgation: they're liars and also everything is an error page recently (idk but don't ask yahoo questions)

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[personal profile] purgation 2014-12-31 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
[...funny you should say that. Yuri's imPort job? Heroics Advertising manager.]

You strike me as a poor investment.

Someone who lacks the forethought to plan carefully [though that doesn't seem true, either. look at that castle of cards. easier to believe you're so full of shit it's disgusting, hisoka.] is hardly worth the risk.
purgation: 2 turtledoves (3 russian hens)

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[personal profile] purgation 2014-12-31 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yuri Petrov.

[A brief pause, during which soft taps upon keys can be faintly heard, and then...]

You're Hisoka? [It's not a name that means anything to him. Or, it didn't. Now that he knows what kind of person Hisoka is, however, and the sorts of things he is responsible for having done, the meaning of the name has changed significantly. It's not one Yuri will allow himself to forget.] Trust is something that must be earned, Hisoka. It is not freely given, or at least...it should not be. It should especially not be given freely to those with questionable track records.

[He pauses. Tucks hair behind an ear unseen, eyes closing. Still too little known about this one. He'll...have to research. Have to ask around. Who has he killed? What were the circumstances? He doubts Hisoka will tell him...not like this. Face-to-face?

...wouldn't be the first criminal Yuri has visited in the imPort prison. Wouldn't even be the second.]


Are you permitted visitors?
purgation: could yahoo answers have lied to me (i haven't slept in 90 teas)

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[personal profile] purgation 2014-12-31 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
We do? I think only those of us with anything to worry about are inclined to do much worrying.

[The tone is dismissive, but when he speaks again...well, there's a note of interest. It's faint, but it's there. Has to be or he wouldn't even have bothered asking about visiting.]

Would you be opposed to speaking face-to-face?
purgation: except for when they're bad at being elders (and mind your elders)

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[personal profile] purgation 2014-12-31 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Tomorrow morning.

[That will give Yuri time to settle back into his apartment after having been out of town for some time, and it will also give them both time to prepare all that needs preparing. Things to say...appearances... Not that Yuri cares at all what Hisoka looks like...but if anyone understands wanting to look their best, he does.]

I will be there promptly when visiting hours begin.

[Unlike some people, he's a bit of a stickler when it comes to punctuality.]
purgation: this breach of privacy is despicable (i didn't agree to a best friend)

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[personal profile] purgation 2015-01-02 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
If you're asleep, I will have the guard wake you.

[The thing about prison is that...you don't really have the luxury of a schedule you prefer. And Yuri knows this. Is prepared to take advantage of it.

He almost leaves it at that before adding...]


Is there anything you would like me to bring?
purgation: all natural ASSHOLE IN A SUIT (i'm all natural tho)

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[personal profile] purgation 2015-01-02 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. To help with passing the time.

Another deck of cards, perhaps? [Is he joking? It's difficult to tell. There's no humor at all in his voice.] Reading material?

It seems fair. You've agreed to a visit. It's the least I can do.

[Because he really gives a shit about providing you with leisure.]
purgation: this is why i'm a judge and not a medical professional, i believe that 4 rl. (tea = proper substitute for sleep)

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[personal profile] purgation 2015-01-02 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Not hard to read. He's not bothering to hide anything. Sometimes there's no point in subtlety. Especially if the other party is astute.]

If you say so.

You cannot say I didn't offer.

[And he disconnects!]