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[you_tried]

[ On this fine day, Booster Gold is wearing a party hat. ]

Happy negative 428th birthday to me!

In case you were wondering, no, it's not too soon after Christmas to start showering me with gifts and attention. It's never too soon. Or too late, for that matter. I also accept cash, gift certificates and those little homemade I.O.U. coupons for backrubs and household chores. And well wishes, I guess, if you're cheap.

Oh, and macaroni portraits! Glitter obviously not optional.

[ He blows into a party noise maker, tosses some confetti, and the video shuts off. ]

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[khajidont]

[Jaime has to laugh again, mostly at the 'she loves me more than she loves most other people' thing.]

Well, nobody ever said you're lacking in self-confidence. Ginger Snap's just kinda cute, though. [Who has the sense of humour of a dad? This guy.] It's only embarrassing if it's tied to, like, an embarrassing story, or something.

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[runningstart]

You would think it's cute. [old man]

Besides, I didn't do anything embarrassing as a kid. Everything I did was beautiful and perfect.

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[khajidont]

Please. I bet you wet yourself and ate worms.

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If I did you can bet it was done beautifully and perfectly.

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[khajidont]

You got a lot of stickers just for trying when you were a kid, didn't you?

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Whole books of 'em.