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[runningstart]

[In costume, ID reads 'Kid Flash.']

Show of hands, show of hands! Who around here knows who Superman is?

...I don't mean like- knows who he is, who he is, I mean knows of the superhero dude. Six foot eight, weighs a freaking ton ♫ I'm kidding, he's not six eight. He's taller.

What about Batman? Wonder Woman? Everybody knows the big three, they're like the holy trinity of punchin' dudes who deserve it. Plus I mean, Wonder Woman, am I right? I'm right. Ultimate justice in a one piece.

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[runningstart]

Your...species doesn't do famous people? Why not?

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[onewiththewild]

We don't need it, I guess.

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[runningstart]

Oh come on. No uh- no folk tales? Historic figures that are kind of treated like legends? No figures in myth, nothing?

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[onewiththewild]

Er-

[ ok, ok, he will explain ]

We are wolves... so...

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[runningstart]

[Of course Wally already knew that, but Kid Flash didn't so he should pretend he doesn't know, act surprised-]

Yeah but you're sentient, right? I mean, you're obviously sentient, you're talking to me and honestly you kind of look human, so do you guys call yourselves wolves or like, are you shapeshifters?

[-okay or roll with it, whatever.]

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[onewiththewild]

No, just wolves. This is an illusion. [ he points to himself ]

we are pretty much like the wolves in this place, except we could mingle among humans easily, by using our illusion.

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[runningstart]

Illusion...like mind control illusion? Sensory manipulation?

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[onewiththewild]

Mind control...? I don't think so. [ he isn't controlling anyone ]

I alter the perception of those who look at me or touch me.

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[runningstart]

That's- That's actually mind control, like I'm very, very sure that's a passive kind of mind control there.

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[onewiththewild]

I'm not controlling anyone, though.

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[runningstart]

Dude you are controlling what they see and hear. Whether or not you like, actively engage it that's still what's happening.

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[onewiththewild]

Not hear. It's just the way I look or feel. Everything else is the same.

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[runningstart]

What, so like- you guys can talk like humans do? Even with wolf mouths?

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[onewiththewild]

yes, we can. All animals can talk. Humans are the only ones who can understand only each other and wolves, but no one else.

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[runningstart]

...okay. All right, I guess that's not...weird or anything. [its weird and also he's still uncomfortable about the 'i make you see something different' thing] So no famous people. Wolves.

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[onewiththewild]

[ he has no idea why anyone would be uncomfortable. All wolves in his world were killed, they had to protect themselves somehow ]

Yes. Wolves.