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[In costume, ID reads 'Kid Flash.']

Show of hands, show of hands! Who around here knows who Superman is?

...I don't mean like- knows who he is, who he is, I mean knows of the superhero dude. Six foot eight, weighs a freaking ton ♫ I'm kidding, he's not six eight. He's taller.

What about Batman? Wonder Woman? Everybody knows the big three, they're like the holy trinity of punchin' dudes who deserve it. Plus I mean, Wonder Woman, am I right? I'm right. Ultimate justice in a one piece.

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[boobwindow]

It's just your Superman... honestly, I've met a few in my life, but never one who would give the cold shoulder to family.

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[runningstart]

It's- ahhhh, no, jeez. No it's really low down. I keep wanting to find reasons why he'd do it but it totally doesn't matter, does it? He was a jerk about it. Nothing like big blue here.

It was just seriously- I mean it was heartbreaking. We got out of that lab and SB just had this big-eyed look on his face as he looked up at the sky, 'cause he'd never seen it before. And then Supes Sr. does this impressive-looking floating down thing and Superboy was just so- I mean I couldn't see his face but I could tell, he really wanted the guy to like him.

And then he just kind of...left. Like "no idea what you are-" They even called Supey an it. It was not a happy intro to the League for him.

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[boobwindow]

[ That honestly perturbs her. ]

That... can't be Superman. There's just no way.

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[runningstart]

I have no idea. The guy just wigged out and I ended up taking SB home so he'd have somewhere to sleep.

If he ever shows up, I'll point him in your direction for a stern talking-to. But considering there's already a Supes here...

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[boobwindow]

I... don't know if there's anything I can say.

[ Also isn't entirely keen on meeting a Superman like that or any other Superman. ]

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[runningstart]

Probably not.

Anyway, I mean, he still saves kittens from trees and stuff. I dunno, maybe he's got different hangups. He's not like, a horrible person or anything, he's just. Y'know. Distant.

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[boobwindow]

But that's just it. Distant and Superman don't fit into a sentence together.

[ A tired sounding sigh. ]

I really don't understand it.

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[runningstart]

Well, don't lose any sleep over it. Different universes and all. If it makes you feel better, I like your Supes way more. He's a good guy.

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[boobwindow]

He's a great guy.

Just try not to text spam him much.

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[runningstart]

HAH! Too late for that.

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[boobwindow]

Remember he's a busy guy.

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[runningstart]

Yes ma'am.