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[In costume, ID reads 'Kid Flash.']

Show of hands, show of hands! Who around here knows who Superman is?

...I don't mean like- knows who he is, who he is, I mean knows of the superhero dude. Six foot eight, weighs a freaking ton ♫ I'm kidding, he's not six eight. He's taller.

What about Batman? Wonder Woman? Everybody knows the big three, they're like the holy trinity of punchin' dudes who deserve it. Plus I mean, Wonder Woman, am I right? I'm right. Ultimate justice in a one piece.

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[Sorry Wally. Ed is just very flustered at this particular topic.]

Dating......we...er, well...n-not really? I've never really....thought about it.

[He has no clue. Does buying her jewelery and wrenches count as a date, Wally? Help a bro out.]

...you're serious? You've never thought of getting with her? I mean, do you have a pulse, or...?

O-of course. It's just....I've been traveling a lot back home and have my promise to Al to keep and....a lot was going on. Still is, even here. So it's just not really....something I've thought about. R-relationships and all that.

I mean, I know I....care about her. A lot. Just never really sat down to think about that stuff.

[Because shounen. Ain't got time for that until after he's sorted out that final battle and got Al his body back, of course.]

Hmm, I guess that's understandable. [Not really. Dear god. Girls are really, really important to this kid.] Okay, well I'll just text her right now and get her over here to talk to you about it. You've got time now, right? How do you spell her name, W-I-N-R-I-E? [HE'S GONNA DO IT]

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Wait, what? What are you--what? It's W-I-N-R-Y, but--you can't just--?!

[His reaction is probably doing. Absolutely nothing to dissuade Wally from this awesome idea, clearly. So much spluttering and protest and flailing and his face is now a tomato.]

Oh, with a Y. Okay.

[Yeah, Ed not giving a definite "no" absolutely did not dissuade him in the least.]

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Yeah. But why do you--wait, did you really....?

[omg Wally what did you do. Not even Ling was this meddling between him and Winry. And he freaking proposed initially after meeting her. How do you even do that?]

Of course I did. I'm a man of my word. [He absolutely did.]

You -- what the hell?!

[nooooo life is overrr. What is this concept of actually possibly talking about his feelings and admitting that. How do girls and dating even work what is this you have forced him into now.]

[A low growl. Ed knows it all too well.]

Ed, I had nothing to do with this.

I never said you did. It's this guy. I never asked or told him to do this either!

Detentions, Ed?

[Yes, Wally did send her the entire conversation.]

I thought you were doing all right!

What? I have been. They haven't suspended or expelled me, Winry.

But detentions, Ed? Geeze! Can't you just keep your mouth shut?

It's not my fault if the teacher makes mistakes and I need to correct them sometimes.

[Which of course turn into arguments....

or the chemistry classes he half the time does entirely different and not authorized experiments in.]

Didn't you learn anything when we were in school?!

[Sorry, Wally, whatever you expected, this probably ain't it.]

School was....years ago and you know half of that time Al and I were researching alchemy anyway.

[Or maybe not if that was when she'd be napping. Either way.]

Yes, and when teacher threw chalk at you, you should've learned how to keep your big mouth shut!

[Hush. She never slept in class. Never. Nope.]

She can throw all the chalk she likes. That's nothing compared to Teacher's training.

[Anything less than going up against the likes of Izumi is nothing anymore. Psh.]

Oh, fine. And how do you think she'd deal with you getting detentions in your best subject?

She'd....either kill me or be proud I corrected the teacher cause I know that much on the subject?

[He's likely forever glad Izumi is not here. Yet.]

As scared as you are of her, I'm saying she'd kill you.

Maybe. Probably.

So don't get in trouble at school, Ed!

Why do you even care? You're not my mother getting calls complaining about it. And Teacher isn't even here!

[Gosh, woman.]