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[runningstart]

[In costume, ID reads 'Kid Flash.']

Show of hands, show of hands! Who around here knows who Superman is?

...I don't mean like- knows who he is, who he is, I mean knows of the superhero dude. Six foot eight, weighs a freaking ton ♫ I'm kidding, he's not six eight. He's taller.

What about Batman? Wonder Woman? Everybody knows the big three, they're like the holy trinity of punchin' dudes who deserve it. Plus I mean, Wonder Woman, am I right? I'm right. Ultimate justice in a one piece.

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[corviform]

No, it isn't! Lots of people would say the same!

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[runningstart]

Yeah, lots of grandmas would say that. Or grandmotherly individuals, such as yourself.

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[corviform]

I can't be a grandmother if I'm a man! That makes no sense!

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[runningstart]

Okay, first of all? That's discriminatory. Men can be grandmothers. [kf stop] You can't get all up in arms about specific gender assignments when it's a well known stereotype that guys think about sex every second of the day.

For the record, I only think about it like every twenty seconds. Sometimes even less often than that if I'm in a fight.

-point is, you obviously don't fit in with the stereotype or maybe you do and you just don't talk about it, like you're repressed or religious or something. Man, I cannot believe I'm giving the talk to a guy probably ten years older than me, that's just sad.

[corviform]

[ Disconnects in a huff because YOU'RE GROSS KF!! ]