Hazel Lockwood (
deadtective) wrote in
maskormenace2015-01-08 05:51 pm
01 | text
[ah, thank god this thing has a text option. Hazel is leery of even putting her voice out onto this network - she really doesn't want any way to be more identifiable than she absolutely has to be. perhaps it's a little paranoid in the company of other...less than normal people, but she can't help it. somehow she doesn't think even imPorts would look kindly on a zombie.]
So, this is...fantastic.
There's probably been a lot more creative complaining on here than I can dish out, so I guess I'll skip that for now. Maybe I'll come back to it when the next catastrophe hits? Who knows.
Anyway. How exactly do I pump these nanowhatevers out of my body? I refuse to believe that people have been here like, what, a whole year? And they've all been fine enough with that kind of stuff floating around in their body to not do anything.
I mean, it's not like they get taken out when you decide to unregister, right? So there's really nothing stopping them from forcing you to help anyway.
Is there something about all this that I'm missing? Am I just nuts? Does this universe jumping render you temporarily insane or something??
[wait no shit she's spiraling into anxious paranoia THAT'S NO GOOD GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF GIRL]
So. Yeah. I'd appreciate whatever help you can give me. And I'm going to need video proof of any suggestions that're especially stupid - I don't really have the patience for pranks right now.
So, this is...fantastic.
There's probably been a lot more creative complaining on here than I can dish out, so I guess I'll skip that for now. Maybe I'll come back to it when the next catastrophe hits? Who knows.
Anyway. How exactly do I pump these nanowhatevers out of my body? I refuse to believe that people have been here like, what, a whole year? And they've all been fine enough with that kind of stuff floating around in their body to not do anything.
I mean, it's not like they get taken out when you decide to unregister, right? So there's really nothing stopping them from forcing you to help anyway.
Is there something about all this that I'm missing? Am I just nuts? Does this universe jumping render you temporarily insane or something??
[wait no shit she's spiraling into anxious paranoia THAT'S NO GOOD GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF GIRL]
So. Yeah. I'd appreciate whatever help you can give me. And I'm going to need video proof of any suggestions that're especially stupid - I don't really have the patience for pranks right now.

text
Way to be optimistic.
[But that's not what's really caught Josuke's eye. It's that bit about pumping the nanites out of their bodies. Is it possible? As good a question as any. And he wonders, could he use Crazy Diamond to do that? Sure, it won't work for him, but for other people...well, maybe.]
Anyway, you should try asking people if anything bad's actually come from these things being stuck inside us before you jump to conclusions. I mean, it's definitely not ideal, but it's probably best to approach this kinda thing carefully. Don't wanna get hurt, right?
text
But I'm not getting hurt. Trust me.
[she's physically unable, which maybe puts her in a more unique position than most other people here. there's bound to be a procedure that could get the job done, right? and with the way she is, she can afford to go a little further without the fear of repercussions.]
I don't really care if nothing bad's happened yet, I want them out. I'm not going to wait around until something proves me right.
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text -> action?
action!
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
text
FYI some of us are NOT okay with it. It's a violation of our bodies and rights.
text
[because this kind of thing seems like a really justifiable cause for a major freakout and so far she's seen...zero, not counting her own. it was a little unsettling, but maybe other people weren't as acutely aware of that sort of presumptuous body modification as she was.
maybe. probably not.
she wants to add that dangerous isn't really something she has to worry about, but Hazel's not really able to think of a way to phrase it that doesn't make her sound psychotically reckless, so she leaves that alone for now. maybe an idea will strike her and she can come back to it.]
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
Re: text
text
text
text
text
text
text
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
text
A lot of people aren't fine with it, but there's not much we can do.
text
But 'there's not much we can do', really? All these people from a billion different worlds and that's it?
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
text.
got any other questions, greenie?
text.
[sorry, Newt, but she's still kind of floored from her conversation with Karen. sarcasm is a lot easier than like. bawling at a stranger over text.]
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
text
Let me try.
text
["yet"]
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
text.
text.
[and she'd have to find a way to flush all of that out of her system, since she doesn't have blood anymore to begin with. ugh.]
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
text.
Re: text.
text.
text.
text.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
text
text
I don't negotiate with terrorists.
text
All the rest of this crap, maybe.
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
text
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
text
text
[WHO ISN'T CHILL IT'S NOT HER SHE IS SO CHILL SHE'S ARCTIC]
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
1/ of like..... idk bear with me here
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
ok done i swear
i'm imagining her replying to this and then that last one pops up as she hits send haha
perfect B)
just a muffled DAMMIT echoing through heropa 11
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
...
...
I MISSED here's the last one
voice.
[Asami's wondering if there was something in this Hazel's welcoming package that she missed out on.]
permatext
permavoice!
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
[Video]
permatext
permatext
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
...
...
[Video]
permatext
[permavideo since toboe doesn't know how to write ]
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
...
...
voice;
[A tone of resignation enters Scully's voice.]
I also doubt that any of us are 'fine with it'. As far as I can see we just don't have a choice. Maybe the government or the military have some means of removing them but under the circumstances I doubt they're interested in sharing.
permatext
at least she can follow along with the general gist. probably.]
Has anybody tried the dialysis thing yet? I mean, it's at least worth a shot; even if you don't get them out you might learn something new about them.
Anyway, sharing isn't the only way to get information, right?
permatext also!
(no subject)
no subject
oh hey, you got in! \o/ are we keeping out td thread as game canon?
i am 100% all for that, high five emoji
hell yes
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...