Mike Parker (
lackey) wrote in
maskormenace2015-01-08 10:33 pm
Entry tags:
- hiro hamada | n/a,
- ruka | n/a,
- † ana ramir | taranto,
- † asami sato | n/a,
- † croach | the tracker,
- † edward nygma | the riddler,
- † freddie lounds | tattlecrime,
- † gilbert nightray | n/a,
- † giorno giovanna | gangstar,
- † hal yorke | n/a,
- † hazel lockwood | n/a,
- † jimmy mcgill | saul goodman,
- † kanaya maryam-lalonde | psychopomp,
- † mary watson | chímaira,
- † mike parker | n/a,
- † rocket raccoon | n/a,
- † thomas | n/a,
- † will graham | wolf trap
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[Approximately one month ago, Mike Parker posted his first entry to the network. And then he up and disappeared halfway through responding to said entry. How rude of him.]
i take it back . all fo it. all the stuf i said bout the gov. or implyd bout the gov. takin it all bak. ofishaly. ok ? u need 2 kno the gov is great. the gov our gov is the vry best gov out of all the govs. at lest all govs in this world. cant judge all govs in univrs dont kno em. mayb there beter mayb just horible & mean & shity.
like mayb if u got kidnaped ( & im usin that word nicely the kind of kidnapin our gov does is cool its 4 a good cause everybody knos that ) by sum gov on anothr world ud get a glowy tat sum place uncomfortabl. wrist isnt bad at all. way beter than u kno. use ur head, think bout that 1.
but yea. i was wrong. usas gov is awsum. sure theyv screwed sum ppl over in the past but theyve changed & dont do that anymore. & they dnot have secret groups or any othr secrets cept mayb smal ones but everybodys got smal secrets. smal secrets make the world go round. its fine.
lov ur gov ok. i kno i do.
so can anybody explain 2 me how its jan when it was just dec cuz it was just dec & now its jan.. jesus.
or! if anybody knos any hero clases u can go 2? i could use sum lesons on this stuf. gona serve my gov! just need a litl help getin started.
thnx
i take it back . all fo it. all the stuf i said bout the gov. or implyd bout the gov. takin it all bak. ofishaly. ok ? u need 2 kno the gov is great. the gov our gov is the vry best gov out of all the govs. at lest all govs in this world. cant judge all govs in univrs dont kno em. mayb there beter mayb just horible & mean & shity.
like mayb if u got kidnaped ( & im usin that word nicely the kind of kidnapin our gov does is cool its 4 a good cause everybody knos that ) by sum gov on anothr world ud get a glowy tat sum place uncomfortabl. wrist isnt bad at all. way beter than u kno. use ur head, think bout that 1.
but yea. i was wrong. usas gov is awsum. sure theyv screwed sum ppl over in the past but theyve changed & dont do that anymore. & they dnot have secret groups or any othr secrets cept mayb smal ones but everybodys got smal secrets. smal secrets make the world go round. its fine.
lov ur gov ok. i kno i do.
so can anybody explain 2 me how its jan when it was just dec cuz it was just dec & now its jan.. jesus.
or! if anybody knos any hero clases u can go 2? i could use sum lesons on this stuf. gona serve my gov! just need a litl help getin started.
thnx

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[Guess who raided Mike's room when he couldn't find him. Just. Shoot in the dark.]
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u ok mike?
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yea.. i gues? hey kid. jaydn kid.
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private text.
privatin'
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& did you type all of that with your face? If that's your superpower, you might want to look at getting a refund.
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no i type w / my fingrs. & my powrs r cool cuz the gov gave em 2 me so nuthin wrong w / em. but hello 2 u anyway rudedude.
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[ This stunning piece of insight is coming from an anonymous tag - no real name associated with it. ]
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no no im not. its not lik that bro. or sis. or gov person ? if ur gov person hey good work w / evrythin im a big fan.. but im not brainwashd i swear im not. ive seen that in the movies scary stuf. im just sayin u kno the govs good ppl. good powrful ppl.
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[because that's the only logical explanation she can come up with for both the atrocious spelling and content of this...word vomit. that or he's having a stroke, but drunkenness demands less action on her part.]
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It sounds as if you were ported out. It feels as if you're gone for a few seconds or a minute, but more time has actually passed.
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[Why does he get the distinct feeling he can run but he can't hide?]
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permavoice then
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you really suck at this, man
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[She's able to make some sense of this, but perhaps not as much as she should.]
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I still recommend Parm. It won't help you "serve your government," though.
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it might help me serve the gov. cant serve gov & war if ur hungry yea? or mayb u can but ur gona do a sucky job cuz ull just b thinkin man i could eat the asshol out of a skunk.
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u kno if i had a peny 4 every time sum1 here askd me that.. id hav like a hole jar of em by now. not that u can buy much w / penies. but i could show it 2 ppl. b like hey look this is the # of times ppl have asked if im ok.
lot of nice ppl here i gues. conserned 4 othr folks.
& yea im ok. dont hav 2 wory bout me.
permavideo because what is writting idk
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Oh, those are some encouraging thoughts. Thanks for spreading the word. USA all the way!
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yea no problm. anythin 4 merica. stars & strips & baldin eagles. bles em all. win that war.
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I think December becomes January pretty regularly. Like, every year?
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Did you get another tattoo
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& no just the wrist tat. i think.
brb gona find sumwhere dark & check. beter not have goten anothr.
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[ and wHY IS EVERYONE MORE CONCERNED WITH HIS MISSPELLINGS THAN THE CREEPY ENTHUSIASM ]
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[Typos are seriously unnerving to a lot of people, apparently.]
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[ as if the gap in time isn't anything at all. ]
Or were you unfortunate enough to miss all the hearty parties? Twas the season.
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[And all the business opportunities that come with the parties.]
bet they were awsum 2.
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cus i wanna come see
mostly laugh
but also come see
[ whatever all the 'wooooo government!' stuff is, eh. he'll wait until/if they meet in person for that. this IS their network after all, right? ]
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are you drunk
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idk r u drunk ?
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