★ 002 | Video

[unbreaker]

Yo!

[Josuke gives the camera a sharp look.]

Got a couple orders of business, so listen up!

First thing's first—there's a lot of you getting involved in trying to take down that Lunatic guy, right?

Well, I don't plan on fighting, but I don't plan on letting anyone die, either. If you need help, I can fix up most injuries, so keep that in mind. It doesn't matter if it's just a tiny scratch or if you're hanging by a thread, just keep your communicators close and shout of you need help!

...should probably mention that I'm not Registered, though, so if anyone can help with Porter access, that'd be great.

[Go figure something like this would happen right after he decides to go the Unsettled route. Anyway...]

Second and last up—and way unrelated to the former...

My work's given me this Mardi Gras masquerade thing to organize! Sounds fun, right? But I got a whole ton of stuff to buy and put together and it's an insane workload for just one person. So...anyone wanna lend a guy a hand? Can't pay you, but if people are willing to take IOUs or something, I'm good for those. At the moment, I need help with shopping, making posters, building a stage, and decorating! Which is like, pretty much everything.

[Ahaha...hah...]

...any takers?

003 ☆ Video

[parallels]

[Clara is staring at a cup in front of her. Her brows furrowed in a sort of confused determination. All around her are post-it notes that say different things like "the king" "my father" "kingdom, "Doctor" and so on.]

So I think I've gone mad. Lots of people have started going mad lately. Like an epidemic.

[She gently takes the cup and slowly rotates it in her hands.]

I've got to be careful. I think this is poisoned. The cleric is trying to poison the king and he's been like a father to me. Watched over me since I was young and was the one who encouraged me to become a knight. I've got to protect him.

But-

[She frowns more deeply, like she's unsure of the thoughts running in her head.]

But I know that the only time I've ever been knighted was on a planet called Ekard. And it was by a queen. I'd traveled through time and space to get there with my friend. The Doctor was his name. He's also an alien.

[A beat. She stares deeper into her own reflection into the cup before back at the camera.]

So I think I'm mad because the memories about being a knight conflict with mad memories about traveling in space. And aren't you supposed to be sane to recognize what's madness and what isn't it? Isn't that the idea behind a Catch-22

If any of you have an idea if I'm a mad lady knight or a mad space traveling girl, I'd appreciate the clarification. Or if you have any other possible suggestions. Might as well get them all out on the table.