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[morethan084]

[Once Skye Daisy is back in her room in Heropa she immediately opens up her communicator and sets it to video. The biggest thing anyone watching will notice is her new, short hair cut. Which is slightly matted from blood and there is a nasty bruise forming on the side of her face. All thanks to a car accident she got into right before being zapped back here. ]

So. Anyone want to tell me how long I was gone for?

[Spoiler alert: It was only a day. Although, clearly, by the looks of her it had not been that short for her back home.]

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[fuckai]

[So you know that armored idiot that got hit by a fuckin' hot dog car the other day? Yeah. Here's another one of them. Only this guy is pure blue and way more awesome.]

Hey everybody. This is Leonard Church, again. And I'm just going to go ahead and preface this by saying I'm right, red sucks, you're all idiots, and anyone who says otherwise can just go ahead and fuck off.

[He pauses, letting that sink in for a good handful of seconds. Let that outrage burn, people.]

Now, while this is just a goddamn fact every other day of the year, it's especially important today. So with my disclaimer still in place -- and uh, just reminding you that I said all of you assholes are wrong first -- I'm letting you idiots in on the fact that it's Everything You Do Is Right Day.

And before any smartasses try to tell me "But Church! It's not Everything You Say Is Right Day!", fuck you. Talking is a goddamn action.

So hey, so long as you don't go against what I already said, you're internationally in the right! Congratulations. Go do stupid shit.

[Church out]

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[mathemagier]

I'm in need of a car mechanic. Talented and very familiar with both dated and modern vehicles. Familiarity with hover technology preferred but not strictly necessary. I'd like to build a custom vehicle from the ground up, and have funds enough to cover both parts and labor, as well as a supplemental ability to assist in the design and construction process.

If interested, please contact me with a brief overview of your credentials for further information, thank you.

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[instars]

[This voice suggests someone who is not even remotely American. South African is a good guess, though incorrect. British or Australian is right out.]

Tell me a secret.

If all else fails, then at least tell me a story.