audio; [four] tying the knot
Aug. 30th, 2016 08:26 am[ The voice clicks on to a bit of almost inaudible talking before the first voice starts up: it’s
Dorian’s ]
Well, I’m sure that some of you think this is hilariously overdue. Toby and I are officially married!
[Someone (who at this point is almost obviously Toby) can be heard gasping, slightly panting for breath as Dorian speaks before chiming in himself.]
Yeah, got the whole legal aspect out of the way, and so we’re finally going to have the actual wedding and reception! [He is so damn proud! Which means it’s time to make out with Dorian some more.
There’s just the sound of so much kissing before Dorian pulls away, taking a few short breaths, before he continues.]
Said reception, by the way, is at the Hotel Castille, this Saturday afternoon. Feel free to drop off all your wedding gifts then, I personally prefer—mmph!
[ Yeah, kissing to shut him up has started again. But only because Toby can’t help it, and because that’s all everyone else needs to know, right? Marriage, place, time… What is it Dorian’s saying about wedding gifts? Breaking away, Toby whispers,]
—Sorry dear, what was that?
[ It’s obvious that Dorian’s counting off on his fingers as he talks. ] Well let’s see, wedding, place, time, gifts—oh, don’t buy patterns, I don’t like patterns. What else...dress code? Don’t show up either of us, that’s the dress code. I think that’s it?
You think people would actually show us up? Don't be ridiculous...
[Again, sounds of passionate kissing, some fumbling, and then it all clicks off.]
Dorian’s ]
Well, I’m sure that some of you think this is hilariously overdue. Toby and I are officially married!
[Someone (who at this point is almost obviously Toby) can be heard gasping, slightly panting for breath as Dorian speaks before chiming in himself.]
Yeah, got the whole legal aspect out of the way, and so we’re finally going to have the actual wedding and reception! [He is so damn proud! Which means it’s time to make out with Dorian some more.
There’s just the sound of so much kissing before Dorian pulls away, taking a few short breaths, before he continues.]
Said reception, by the way, is at the Hotel Castille, this Saturday afternoon. Feel free to drop off all your wedding gifts then, I personally prefer—mmph!
[ Yeah, kissing to shut him up has started again. But only because Toby can’t help it, and because that’s all everyone else needs to know, right? Marriage, place, time… What is it Dorian’s saying about wedding gifts? Breaking away, Toby whispers,]
—Sorry dear, what was that?
[ It’s obvious that Dorian’s counting off on his fingers as he talks. ] Well let’s see, wedding, place, time, gifts—oh, don’t buy patterns, I don’t like patterns. What else...dress code? Don’t show up either of us, that’s the dress code. I think that’s it?
You think people would actually show us up? Don't be ridiculous...
[Again, sounds of passionate kissing, some fumbling, and then it all clicks off.]