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maskormenace2015-01-16 09:36 pm
lurings) wrote in maskormenace2015-01-16 09:36 pm
Entry tags:
- abigail hobbs | n/a,
- stiles stilinski | n/a,
- † annie sawyer | n/a,
- † derek hale | n/a,
- † franziska von karma | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † grey | n/a,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † john mitchell | n/a,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † kate kane | batwoman,
- † mary watson | chímaira,
- † mike parker | n/a,
- † sai | n/a,
- † solf j. kimblee | crimson lotus alchem,
- † toboe | howling,
- † will graham | wolf trap,
- † wing | n/a,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
four { video } hypnotizability
[ abigail is at the bait shop, sitting behind the counter. beside her is a rack of fish themed valentine's and little pink stuffed fish. ]
I was unaware there were so many fish puns that related to Valentine's Day. So... Hook, Line and Tinker is having a sale. By sale... I mean sale. Everything must go. Please take these off my hands. This was a horrible mistake and I regret my life choices.
[ /stares at camera like jim halpert. boy, does she ever. she will probably give them away free if you buy a pack of gum. how are she and will in business still? well, she's actually a really good saleswoman when it comes down to it.
just not right now. when cutesy fish are making cutesy faces at her. ]
Unrelated to flirty flounders, someone asked me about... well, basically about this place and I realized I've been kind of willingly ignorant to anything that's going on around me. I've read the FAQ, but is there anything else I should know?
[ you'd think after three months in a basement she would want to know more, but nope. at least she does now. only took six months. shut up, she's dead. she had to deal with that for a while. ]
Also, small show of hands -- I hope it's small -- who else is dead in their worlds?
[ so casual. she gives the camera a brief, wry smile and cuts out. ]
I was unaware there were so many fish puns that related to Valentine's Day. So... Hook, Line and Tinker is having a sale. By sale... I mean sale. Everything must go. Please take these off my hands. This was a horrible mistake and I regret my life choices.
[ /stares at camera like jim halpert. boy, does she ever. she will probably give them away free if you buy a pack of gum. how are she and will in business still? well, she's actually a really good saleswoman when it comes down to it.
just not right now. when cutesy fish are making cutesy faces at her. ]
Unrelated to flirty flounders, someone asked me about... well, basically about this place and I realized I've been kind of willingly ignorant to anything that's going on around me. I've read the FAQ, but is there anything else I should know?
[ you'd think after three months in a basement she would want to know more, but nope. at least she does now. only took six months. shut up, she's dead. she had to deal with that for a while. ]
Also, small show of hands -- I hope it's small -- who else is dead in their worlds?
[ so casual. she gives the camera a brief, wry smile and cuts out. ]
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[ jk she's nothing. ]
Store closes at six, I'll be home by seven. Have the wine and popcorn ready. I'll bring you a fish.
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[That's ripe for a joke, and you know it.]
But the gesture is appreciated nevertheless.
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So droll, Dr Chilton.
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she huffs. which is more like a snort. ]
April's raccoons are my most humorous companions.
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[ judges her former housemates and common trauma victims. she judges herself much more harshly so it doesn't seem incredibly unfair to her. ]
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