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maskormenace2015-01-16 09:36 pm
lurings) wrote in maskormenace2015-01-16 09:36 pm
Entry tags:
- abigail hobbs | n/a,
- stiles stilinski | n/a,
- † annie sawyer | n/a,
- † derek hale | n/a,
- † franziska von karma | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † grey | n/a,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † john mitchell | n/a,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † kate kane | batwoman,
- † mary watson | chímaira,
- † mike parker | n/a,
- † sai | n/a,
- † solf j. kimblee | crimson lotus alchem,
- † toboe | howling,
- † will graham | wolf trap,
- † wing | n/a,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
four { video } hypnotizability
[ abigail is at the bait shop, sitting behind the counter. beside her is a rack of fish themed valentine's and little pink stuffed fish. ]
I was unaware there were so many fish puns that related to Valentine's Day. So... Hook, Line and Tinker is having a sale. By sale... I mean sale. Everything must go. Please take these off my hands. This was a horrible mistake and I regret my life choices.
[ /stares at camera like jim halpert. boy, does she ever. she will probably give them away free if you buy a pack of gum. how are she and will in business still? well, she's actually a really good saleswoman when it comes down to it.
just not right now. when cutesy fish are making cutesy faces at her. ]
Unrelated to flirty flounders, someone asked me about... well, basically about this place and I realized I've been kind of willingly ignorant to anything that's going on around me. I've read the FAQ, but is there anything else I should know?
[ you'd think after three months in a basement she would want to know more, but nope. at least she does now. only took six months. shut up, she's dead. she had to deal with that for a while. ]
Also, small show of hands -- I hope it's small -- who else is dead in their worlds?
[ so casual. she gives the camera a brief, wry smile and cuts out. ]
I was unaware there were so many fish puns that related to Valentine's Day. So... Hook, Line and Tinker is having a sale. By sale... I mean sale. Everything must go. Please take these off my hands. This was a horrible mistake and I regret my life choices.
[ /stares at camera like jim halpert. boy, does she ever. she will probably give them away free if you buy a pack of gum. how are she and will in business still? well, she's actually a really good saleswoman when it comes down to it.
just not right now. when cutesy fish are making cutesy faces at her. ]
Unrelated to flirty flounders, someone asked me about... well, basically about this place and I realized I've been kind of willingly ignorant to anything that's going on around me. I've read the FAQ, but is there anything else I should know?
[ you'd think after three months in a basement she would want to know more, but nope. at least she does now. only took six months. shut up, she's dead. she had to deal with that for a while. ]
Also, small show of hands -- I hope it's small -- who else is dead in their worlds?
[ so casual. she gives the camera a brief, wry smile and cuts out. ]
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Is that the price tag for forgiveness?
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It's $291.90. That's with tax included.
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And I'm giving the money to the imPort charity fund.
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[Mike's communicator is set down none too gently. And then picked right back up.]
Fine.
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Thank you.
[ her thoroughly affronted expression softens to a not entirely genuine smile. cannabis is technically a food, she could have turned his entire stash into scrambled eggs. she's being nice. ]
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Uh-huh. [He huffs another sigh.] I'm supposed to come by to pick up my stuff. You want me to leave the money with Will or what?
[At least she took pity on the pot.]
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[ she doesn't know if will would take the money, but... w/e. it's his friend. ]
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[If the money gets spent on more dog beds, not his problem. What to do with all those pink fish, though... That is his problem.]
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and then click. bye felicia. ]