lurings: (✃ curious eyebrows)
abigail hobbs ([personal profile] lurings) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-01-16 09:36 pm

four { video } hypnotizability

[ abigail is at the bait shop, sitting behind the counter. beside her is a rack of fish themed valentine's and little pink stuffed fish. ]

I was unaware there were so many fish puns that related to Valentine's Day. So... Hook, Line and Tinker is having a sale. By sale... I mean sale. Everything must go. Please take these off my hands. This was a horrible mistake and I regret my life choices.

[ /stares at camera like jim halpert. boy, does she ever. she will probably give them away free if you buy a pack of gum. how are she and will in business still? well, she's actually a really good saleswoman when it comes down to it.

just not right now. when cutesy fish are making cutesy faces at her. ]


Unrelated to flirty flounders, someone asked me about... well, basically about this place and I realized I've been kind of willingly ignorant to anything that's going on around me. I've read the FAQ, but is there anything else I should know?

[ you'd think after three months in a basement she would want to know more, but nope. at least she does now. only took six months. shut up, she's dead. she had to deal with that for a while. ]

Also, small show of hands -- I hope it's small -- who else is dead in their worlds?

[ so casual. she gives the camera a brief, wry smile and cuts out. ]
humanistic: (huh - who is these girls?!)

[personal profile] humanistic 2015-02-18 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm at work, but, uh--

[Inviting her to a club seems-- questionable, no matter what time of day it is.]

But I'm about to leave. Totally legitimately, I might add, not skiving off early 'cause I can. I'll meet you at the boardwalk and you can hand it over.
humanistic: (talk - you're the fakest)

[personal profile] humanistic 2015-03-02 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Does that really count? That's kind of like giving yourself a little bonus in your paycheck, isn't it... company-paid vacations to Jamaica... Cheating, I mean.

[using work as a distraction is totally legit though]
humanistic: (ye-eah - did i catch a niner in there)

[personal profile] humanistic 2015-03-04 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
What, didn't you register? Come on, that's free travel.

[mostly sarcastic. registering is for squares.]

Saves you loads of money on airfare, I hear.