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[The scene: it's a bit hard to tell at first, considering the camera is a bit shaky, but it very quickly resolves into a hot dog stand near a beach on Heropa. The vendor, a weathered old man, eyes the comm and the guy holding the comm with some confusion, but sighs and passes over a hot dog sandwich, with no mustard.

Then the camera turns, and there's Han once more, munching on a hot dog in peace.]

So I just got back this morning. [Munch, munch, swallow.] I miss anything while I was out? Besides the Swear-In, anyway, I hear that went off without a hitch. [A pause.] Oh, yeah, for any of you new folks here, the Swear-In's got a habit of going badly sometimes, so next Swear-In might not go too well. Word of advice, bring something along you can use to protect yourself, just in case.

Oh, and if any of you new arrivals know what I'm talking about when I say Jedi or Endor or Yavin IV, lemme know. I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millennium Falcon, I'm with the Rebellion. [Well, that's a change—he's never been so public about his affiliations before.] I've been here a year, I can answer your questions. Even if we're not on the same side—kriff, is the truce still holding?

[A beat. Then he sighs.]

And if you know about Jedi 'cause you've seen a holovid about them in your universe, yes, I'm Han Solo, and I still don't know who this Harrison Ford fella is.