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[admemoriam]

this could be us but u playin

[A couple of long, uncomfortable minutes later...]

oh wait shit guys shit that was for my group chat
ignore this


how do you delete

[TEXT] ID ; Satan

[granddevil]

How would you describe this? I think your book has a nice passage on it:

"When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour."
– Revelation 8:1

Do you think He will be wrathful enough for an apocalypse when He realizes I have left? Let's hope there won't be any silence so soon. For your sake, of course, although God is known for His temper tantrums. In any case, I have a certain Greek Fate to thank this for, don't I? Where may I find Lachesis? I wish to thank her personally.

And because I do expect you to ask, yes, I am Lucifer, the Morning Star, the Old Scratch, Belial, Devil, Leviathan, the Serpent, whatever you came up with. It's tiring to keep up with all the names you've given me. I usually go by Satan.

[ and Satan is dramatic as fuck in case you couldn't tell ]

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[fauxmarth]

Hello.

[yes, hi. it's kind of overcast today? but not bad. nice enough to be outside here in chilly ol' Maurtia Falls.]

I've been informed by a good number of people that the season will be changing soon. And that it can be quite a sight out in the countryside, just outside the city proper. Would you say that's true? I'd like to see a lovely spring again. I hope it can be as much that as it could be peaceful, considering how...hectic life can be in this world.

The snow is fine, and even the warm climes farther south of here are pleasant as well, but... There's something special about spring, I feel. One where things refresh and renew, making the whole place feel and even smell different.

[her thoughtful smile twitches into a self-conscious grin as she looks from the sky back down to the screen.]

Is that naive of me to hope here? I'll hardly hide how still new I am to the world at large here.

VOICE

[burlyboy]

Right, so. Thought experiment. Bear with me here.

Let's say you got a chance to go back and change whatever that dumb shit you did was - you know, the point where everything went wrong, or you wish you would've done something differently. Only if you change that, that means erasing everything that ever happened after too, good or bad. Everything you're proud of, and all the friends you made.

Would you do it?

[ Hm. This sounds super specific and super suspicious! HE'S JUST GONNA... COUCH IT A LITTLE. ]

I met a really weird witch, fellas.

[ #nailedit. Which is to say: hello, everyone, one Magnus Burnsides is back in town and, ostensibly, acting as though he never left! ]

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[snarkbot]

Good evening, Network.

For the past several months I have been curating a list on known worlds/universes/multiverses imPorts come from. As it has been a while since the last time I polled the Network on this subject matter, I'm once again asking you to describe what information you can about where you come from and what makes your world unique.

Please consult my current list to see if your world is there. I will save you time and specify that if you come from "the Galaxy" with the Jedi, I am very, very well aware of that universe. You don't need to give me any more data. Thank you.

Some datapoints to consider:

• Is your world a variation on "Earth"? If so, how is it different from this one? If not, what is it called?
• Are there superhumans? Does the supernatural and/or magic exist? Is space travel common? Have you ever participated in time travel?
• Are you aware of imports from versions of your universe? In your universe, were you aware of the multiverse?
• Does your universe have "memes"? If so, what are some?

Thank you for your time.

OFF TOPIC ADDITIONAL QUESTION: Would anyone be willing to experiment with some minor time travel experiments?

(( OOC: If you know your character has spoken to Skeets about their universe but isn't on the list, please let me know!

Also feel free to pester him with questions or assume his "write up" isn't as in-depth as your character would like if stuff's already on the list. ))