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[sassydadfriend]

[ Sometimes you just have to throw wild thoughts out into the...wild. ]

Good evening there boys and gals and non-binary pals. I've not made much use of this yet which is strange because the sound of my own voice is kind of a soothing thing at this point as egotistical as that might sound -- it's not.

I come to you with a very important question of grave importance.

What secret conspiracy would you like to start?

Now, this might seem like a simple question but really. A good conspiracy could get you anywhere or nowhere. Choose your path carefully!