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[glitterateur]

[Today on the network: a preteen girl wearing a truly impressive sweater. She gives the camera a small wave and a smile, and if you listen very closely, you can hear the sounds of pigs oinking in the background.]

Hello people, new and old! If we've never met, my name's Mabel. I hope you're having fun being a superhero so far. Or supervillain, if that's your thing, but you shouldn't be enjoying that because evil isn't cool.

But it might be helpful right now! I'm looking for anyone who's got experience with stuff like secret societies and intangible monsters that can possess people. So whether you're a bad guy or a good guy, let me know if you can help! I'm willing to pay for information in stickers and coupons.

--oh and if anyone knows whether or not you're supposed to send a wedding present when your ex-boyfriend gets married, I'd appreciate advice on that too. Thanks in advance!

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[glitterateur]

[Hey, there's a reason America is her super sister. Mabel nods.]

Yeah, I know. It was just one moment of weakness! If I ever find another memory-altering gun I won't even think about using it.

[powerkicks]

Good. I mean, we can all make mistakes, but some of them can be harder to fix than others.

Was this ex-boyfriend part of the reason you almost used the memory gun?

[glitterateur]

Well, see, I had a really horrible summer, romance-wise! One boyfriend was gnomes, another one was a child psychopath who tried to destroy my brother with a magic amulet, there was a cute boyband I had to let go free.... It's the kind of stuff you'd wanna forget!