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[glitterateur]

[Today on the network: a preteen girl wearing a truly impressive sweater. She gives the camera a small wave and a smile, and if you listen very closely, you can hear the sounds of pigs oinking in the background.]

Hello people, new and old! If we've never met, my name's Mabel. I hope you're having fun being a superhero so far. Or supervillain, if that's your thing, but you shouldn't be enjoying that because evil isn't cool.

But it might be helpful right now! I'm looking for anyone who's got experience with stuff like secret societies and intangible monsters that can possess people. So whether you're a bad guy or a good guy, let me know if you can help! I'm willing to pay for information in stickers and coupons.

--oh and if anyone knows whether or not you're supposed to send a wedding present when your ex-boyfriend gets married, I'd appreciate advice on that too. Thanks in advance!

Comments

[glitterateur]

Thanks, Sheriff! You're the best, I owe you some serious candy.

Okay, the who is Bill I'm an evil triangle jerkface Cipher. The what is trying to sabotage my brother and my uncle! When is... uhh, a few weeks ago at home time, in Gravity Falls. I don't know about the why part.

[sonhobbler]

[Cue the Sheriff writing all of it down.] The file's going to be a little thin, since we don't have anyone here to take personal accounts from. Or pictures. Unless you've got pictures or maps or anything like that from home.

[glitterateur]

I could draw one? Art is my specialty!

[sonhobbler]

Yeah, do that. As detailed as possible; your brother, anybody involved in the incident. Or incidents. [Might as well try to make this a little enjoyable for her.]