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[wayhot]

What is WRONG with you people!? How dare you do this! Do you know who I am!? I am DOCTOR DOOMSDAY! The most brilliant scientist ever and now FORMER supreme ruler of the entire planet!

Do the jerk-offs in charge of this place have ANY idea how much work needs to be done to successfully take over the world!? It takes time! And planning! And enough nuclear weapons to make sure nobody messes with me! I made sure everything was perfect and then those buttholes bring me here - WITHOUT ANY OF MY STUFF!!! - right before I'm finished!

That is so RUDE! It's as if nobody cares how much effort goes into this sort of thing! And they couldn't even bring me somewhere interesting! I've spent the past couple of days observing this place and it's pathetic! Boring! Barely even worth taking over! You should all consider yourselves lucky I don't have my lab or any of the other stuff I'd need to take over this crappy place and make everybody suffer for ruining everything and dragging me here!

... Actually. [She pauses and looks at her hands.] Hm. I mean, it’s not the same as what I normally use, but I should still be able to do the trick! I can still conquer and crush people like this! Right! This is fine.

Feel free to grovel at my feet and start worshiping me as your new lord and master! Or be prepared to burn! Either one is acceptable.

[OOC: flame princess was struck by lightning! and now thinks she's a supervillain. Whoops.]

Comments

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[bestversion]

IT'S DOCTOR DOOM AND HE'S GREEN AND ALSO A HE.

[selfimage]

Careful, it could be a doom bot.

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[wayhot]

Uh, no! It's Doctor DOOMSDAY and whoever that loser is is probably just some bad knockoff!

[selfimage]

I can't say it's worth burning, despite that rousing speech.

lmao IT'S OKAY <3 i got what u meant

[wayhot]

Maybe, but at least it would be more interesting if I burned it all down! [She'd practically be doing everyone a service by destroying everything, gosh.] I burn everything, this place stops being so boring. Everyone wins! Especially me.

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[resipiscent]

Pipe down, would you?

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[wayhot]

[Give her a second, okay.]

2/3

[wayhot]

[Clears throat. Or whatever she has, who knows when you're made of fire.]

3/3

[wayhot]

TRY AND MAKE ME. [Doctor Doomsday is also a portrait of maturity, it seems.]

[bassriff]

What. [Not sure if this is hilarious or bad. Or both. It's definitely kind of confusing, though. Enough for her to at least venture this.]

FP, are you feeling okay?

1/2

[wayhot]

DO I LOOK OKAY!?

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[wayhot]

I am very frustrated and trying to make the best out of a garbage situation! [By plotting takeovers but spending all her time monologueing instead.]

And my name isn't 'FP'! I said my name already, learn it!

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[flightsuit]

[Don't mind a boy and his dragon peeking in close to the screen with curiosity.]

Whoa, look at that, Toothless! She's like a Monstrous Nightmare, setting herself on fire like that. You gotta tell me how you did it. I've only gotten as far as using it on metal, but the body? That's new. Uh, what was it, Doctor ... Boomsday? If you're a scientist, I'd love to hear more about how you managed all of that.

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[wayhot]

[Well the admiration is certainly nice. And appropriate - she is amazing, after all.] Doomsday. [Not Boomsday, ugh. If someone's going to marvel at her everything they can at least get her name right.] And my body's not set on fire! It just is. [Fire. Fire is what it is. All of it.]

[inmyothertights]

Oh no.

[wayhot]

Oh, good![A proper response!] But what kind of "oh no"? Is it an "I am in awe of how brilliant and dangerous and clearly superior to everyone Doctor Doomsday is" oh no? Or is it more like an "I can tell my puny world will soon be conquered by this amazing woman and I'm terrified" oh no?

Both are good! But I'd like to know which one it is. [For science.]

[Video]

[mobilityassistance]

I doubt "they" are particularly concerned with politeness.

[Video]

[wayhot]

They SHOULD be! In what world is it a good idea to get on the bad side of your future ruler!?

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[handwringing]

...Flame Princess? What are you doing?

[Is she playing a game? Is it another Halloween today? Oooor has she been hit with whatever's making everyone crazy?]

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[wayhot]

[It's the other one.]

I'm a DOCTOR, not a princess! What kind of stupid name is Flame Princess, anyway?

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[kanadian]

FP, are you insane?

You're not a --

What's wrong with you?

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[wayhot]

STOP CALLING ME THAT! [FP, Flame Princess... people keep on calling her that when she very clearly said who she was before. It's getting really old, really fast.]

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[stealwithit]

[ Kasumi just sort of stares, bemused. ]

Huh. Are you... okay?

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[wayhot]

NO, I'm not okay! I get dragged here right before I'm done taking over the world, and now not only are the jerkoffs here not responding to my presence appropriately, they keep on calling me by some stupid made up princess name when I CLEARLY said who I was earlier!

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[databoner]

[Oh... dear. This is... definitely a thing. Probably coincides with all the other people acting like not themselves. It seems the best way to go about this is to act as if this is normal... ]

... Doctor Doomsday, there you are. You remember me, don't you?

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[wayhot]

[Well at least this one got her name right. But recognizing him... Uh.]

No. Who are you supposed to be?

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[bratziska]

( Who believes she's a chaotic Greek goddess? This girl. )

You? Supreme ruler of this planet? Don't make me laugh.

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[wayhot]

[This can only end in good things.]

Nobody will be laughing when I'm done with this place! ... except me. I'll be laughing a lot.