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[weapabilities]

Uh. A few things. For everyone who saw Ramir's previous- er. Message. I'm fine, everything is fine. I just happened to discover one of my powers wasn't very... fortunate. But I'm okay now, everyone is okay. Sorry to worry anyone.

Secondly, if anyone needs any self-defense training, I'll be more than happy to help. In light of recent events, I would be elated to be able to help anyone feel more safe and secure.

Lastly, I am pleased to announce I will be opening a spiritual cleansing and homeopathic shop soon in Heropa. If anyone is curious, I will be happy to answer any questions on the matter.

I see we've got a nice flood of new arrivals, for those of you who I've not met, my name is Drift. I look forward to making your acquaintance.

Comments

[asafepairofhands]

You're opening a what.

[It's not really a question.]

[weapabilities]

Homeopathy. Ratchet. That thing you hate.

[asafepairofhands]

People pay for that stuff? People who aren't you, I mean. You know you can't actually cure anything and it's irresponsible to claim you can, right?

[weapabilities]

...

How's your stomach wound?

[asafepairofhands]

About as well as can be expected, considering.

[He relents a little.]

It's healing all right, though.

[weapabilities]

At least you know what your power is now...

Do you need anything or are we just going back to the insults?

[asafepairofhands]

Better to know than not.

[He pauses for a second, glad Drift can't see his face.]

...I'm fine. [He sounds almost... awkward.]

[weapabilities]

Good.

Keep an eye on it, human wounds are weird. I'm. Sorry I gave it to you. But thanks for healing me.

[asafepairofhands]

Yeah, I have been. I've been doing a lot of studying, I know what I'm doing.

Don't worry about it, kid. I'm just glad I was there.

[enigmaestro]

So she did keep you alive. Quite the Jill of all Trades, isn't she?

[heavyhitter]

hey what about not-necessarily-self-defense training

[weapabilities]

Yeah. Ah. Me too, for the record.

[weapabilities]

The what of what? I don't really think anything has been traded. If anything she made me buy her lunch and then keeps breaking into my house.

[weapabilities]

Depends on what you want to get out of it.

[heavyhitter]

uh skills what else

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[rideme]

Opening a what now?

Oh, yeah. Hey. Iron Bull. Nice to hear you and all.

[asafepairofhands]

[Ratchet actually laughs a little.]

Yeah, well, with the crack medical team you had at your immediate disposal, I'm not surprised. Who was that maniac?

[knightunbraided]

Do us all a favour and never use that ability again.

[SOMEONE'S still not happy about that whole display.]

I don't think I've ever been more worried...

[weapabilities]

I'm sorry, Wing.

It just kind of happened. It was an accident- sort of.

[weapabilities]

That's Ramir. We're- well. Uh. Friends?

She was trying to encourage my ability to turn back into my own body.

[weapabilities]

Why?

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[theoryandcalculation]

What kind of self-defense training?

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[weapabilities]

It's a shop for people who practice alternative healing!

Nice to meet you, Iron Bull.

[knightunbraided]

Don't apologize. You're well again, and that's what matters.

[He sighs, before brightening a little big and trying to move the topic onto less miserable things.]

So, about self-defence. I would not mind a little training myself.

Think you could help me out?

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[weapabilities]

Hand to hand, or with melee weapons!