[AUDIO]

[weapabilities]

Uh. A few things. For everyone who saw Ramir's previous- er. Message. I'm fine, everything is fine. I just happened to discover one of my powers wasn't very... fortunate. But I'm okay now, everyone is okay. Sorry to worry anyone.

Secondly, if anyone needs any self-defense training, I'll be more than happy to help. In light of recent events, I would be elated to be able to help anyone feel more safe and secure.

Lastly, I am pleased to announce I will be opening a spiritual cleansing and homeopathic shop soon in Heropa. If anyone is curious, I will be happy to answer any questions on the matter.

I see we've got a nice flood of new arrivals, for those of you who I've not met, my name is Drift. I look forward to making your acquaintance.

Comments

[asafepairofhands]

You're opening a what.

[It's not really a question.]

[weapabilities]

Homeopathy. Ratchet. That thing you hate.

[enigmaestro]

So she did keep you alive. Quite the Jill of all Trades, isn't she?

[weapabilities]

The what of what? I don't really think anything has been traded. If anything she made me buy her lunch and then keeps breaking into my house.

[heavyhitter]

hey what about not-necessarily-self-defense training

[weapabilities]

Depends on what you want to get out of it.

video;

[rideme]

Opening a what now?

Oh, yeah. Hey. Iron Bull. Nice to hear you and all.

video;

[weapabilities]

It's a shop for people who practice alternative healing!

Nice to meet you, Iron Bull.

[knightunbraided]

Do us all a favour and never use that ability again.

[SOMEONE'S still not happy about that whole display.]

I don't think I've ever been more worried...

[weapabilities]

I'm sorry, Wing.

It just kind of happened. It was an accident- sort of.

audio;

[theoryandcalculation]

What kind of self-defense training?

audio;

[weapabilities]

Hand to hand, or with melee weapons!

audio

[daintylegs]

Message? Did I miss something? Oh I did, didn't I!

I should keep a closer eye on what happens on the network.

Was it anything bad?

audio

[weapabilities]

I got stabbed.

AUDIO;

[forcowardice]

[There might be words, but they're buried under gross sobbing noises.]

AUDIO;

[weapabilities]

I said I was fine, Fulcrum!

Audio

[bindsthedead]

I have no idea what 'homeopathic' means, but spiritual cleansing does sound useful.

As for self defence... I've had some training, but it wouldn't hurt to learn more.

Audio

[weapabilities]

Ah! Well I'll let you know when I open shop!

Oh? What are you looking to learn? I teach hand to hand and most swords or polearms.

voice;

[cleveland]

You're the guy who had a sword... "come out" of him?

voice;

[weapabilities]

Haha... that would be me!

It sure was a uh. A surprise.

voice;

[totalpacifist]

Oh, it's wonderful to see you better! I'm glad you're all right.

voice;

[weapabilities]

Thank you! I'm sorry to have given anyone a scare! It was a total surprise, I'm not a huge fan of my new power to be honest.

Voice

[firstborncopper]

Homeopathy? I'm afraid I am unfamiliar with the word.

Voice

[weapabilities]

It's alternative medicine, focused on natural remedies and spiritual healing.

VIDEO;

[nooneexpects]

Ah, good! You're not dead. I'm actually quite relieved. Ramir seemed flustered. [For good reason.]

So what exactly does this power entail?

VIDEO;

[weapabilities]

Yeah, she uh. I think she was worried, maybe. Anyways-

It's uh. Well. I make swords? I guess? Or blades... from inside my body. I guess Ill have to work out the kinks.

[somethinghidden]

Since it looks that things have calmed down from Ramir's message, mind if I ask what happened? You found out something about your powers?

[weapabilities]

Yes, to put it lightly. I got my second power. I'm not really happy with it either.