7 - ☆ - VIDEO

[trickstar]

[Most of the screen is dark. There is, however, just enough light that one can make out the outfit of the individual standing in front of the video feed with their hands on their hips. He's dressed in some stupidly bright neon yellow and green outfit, but the shadows definitely cover a majority of this individuals face. Nothing out of the norm for a guy like him.

But when he opens his mouth to talk, it doesn't… sound quite like Dio, to those who would know his voice well enough, but more like if Dio suddenly had a cold.]

I bet you are all wondering… "why would Dio suddenly make a post like this?" But the truth is...

[And then the individual in the absolutely awful outfit steps into the light a little more- AND SURPRISE! IT'S NOT DIO.]

You thought it was Dio… but it was I, JoJo!!

[Joseph says, pointing a thumb towards himself and then proceeding to laugh like a moron. Of course, to anyone who bothered to look at the nametag of the person who posted would be able to tell right away this Joseph to begin with, but... who cares?]

Dio's gone! Completely! All that was left are his clothes- like Satan dragged him down to hell without them. I'm thinking about burning these after I end the video, anyone wanna join me?

Comments

[trickstar]

I know why. I'm still mad no one really laughed... I thought this would be really funny.

[Pouting as he takes off the jacket and headband.]

[debauchewy]

Well considering the man you're borrowing from, how can you blame them?

[Casually continues conversation while saying nothing about how Joseph's undressing.]

[trickstar]

That's why I thought it'd be a good joke! Because of who he is! No one here has a sense of humor.

[Staring down at that belt. How in the fuck does he... take that off?]

[debauchewy]

[Push either side and pull up on one side? Unless it has a latch? Don't you wear around three belts at a time normally? You should be an expert at this.]

You thought wearing the outfit of promiscuous, dead beat father with antagonistic issues concerning a majority of your family would be amusing to them and others that aren't even aware of who he is?

Your sense of humour, Joseph, I'm amazed.

[trickstar]

I thought people would be happy he was gone. Like in a "Oh! We thought we were in for another post by that vampire bastard, but instead it was lovable Joseph!" That kind of thing!

[Fuck this belt. He's breaking it. Fuck it.]

[debauchewy]

Lovable Joseph, my you think high of yourself. [They have that in common then.]

[Yeah, break it. Just rip everything else off too, make it a good show. He's recording it after all. Has been since Jojo bent over to kick off his shoes.]

[trickstar]

It's not ego if it's true.

[He knows he's loved. Maybe... more because of who he is to people, rather than his personality...

And belt broken, so the pants kind of just slide down due to not having anything left to hold them up. Joseph sniffs, taking the pieces and putting them in a pile with the rest of the clothes.]

[debauchewy]

It still can be, even if it's true.

[Hisoka does his best not to blatantly drag his gaze over him, but his eyes do flick down for a moment before looking back up to his face.]

Bu I don't doubt how 'lovely' your family might see you.

[trickstar]

...What's that supposed to mean?

[Slower now, taking off those extra bits of jewelry he forgot about.]

uh *but

[debauchewy]

Mean by what?

[One-by-one.]

[trickstar]

You said it like they don't really think I am.

[debauchewy]

Did I? I'm not your family Joseph, I have no idea how they really feel about you.

[trickstar]

They feel great about me, thanks.

[debauchewy]

You're welcome-? [A laugh.]

[trickstar]

[And, angrily messing with the top of this stupid one-piece bathing suit leotard thing-]

-Wait, what am I doing?? Fuck you! I'm not giving you a show!

[VIDEO OFF. Sorry Hisoka, he woke up.]

[debauchewy]

[Aww- close though.]

[Close.]