7 - ☆ - VIDEO

[trickstar]

[Most of the screen is dark. There is, however, just enough light that one can make out the outfit of the individual standing in front of the video feed with their hands on their hips. He's dressed in some stupidly bright neon yellow and green outfit, but the shadows definitely cover a majority of this individuals face. Nothing out of the norm for a guy like him.

But when he opens his mouth to talk, it doesn't… sound quite like Dio, to those who would know his voice well enough, but more like if Dio suddenly had a cold.]

I bet you are all wondering… "why would Dio suddenly make a post like this?" But the truth is...

[And then the individual in the absolutely awful outfit steps into the light a little more- AND SURPRISE! IT'S NOT DIO.]

You thought it was Dio… but it was I, JoJo!!

[Joseph says, pointing a thumb towards himself and then proceeding to laugh like a moron. Of course, to anyone who bothered to look at the nametag of the person who posted would be able to tell right away this Joseph to begin with, but... who cares?]

Dio's gone! Completely! All that was left are his clothes- like Satan dragged him down to hell without them. I'm thinking about burning these after I end the video, anyone wanna join me?

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[glampop]

[... what the fuck, Jojo, but okay. what did he expect? why wouldn't Joseph throw on one of his enemy's leftover clothing? And with his acceptance of that, a little more of Caesar's sanity fades into the endless void.]

If you gather the wood from somewhere, I'll help build a bonfire.

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[trickstar]

[Of course he would. He's now fully accepting his title of Trash King now that Dio is gone.]

Wood? Come on, Caesar, it's the 21st century! Let's just light it up with gasoline.

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[unbreaker]

This is so getting filed under shit I didn't need to see...

I think you shoulda burned 'em first, because now you're practically immortalized in his clothing. Gross.

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[trickstar]

It was for a joke! Come on, it was kind of funny!

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[fistofthejoestar]

...take those off, Joseph.

[Jonathan doesn't sound irritated, but there's a certain tightness under the weary way he makes the request that isn't aimed at his grandson. he doesn't know how to feel about the news, delivery aside, but he most definitely doesn't seem pleased.]

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[trickstar]

...

[He was kind of hoping like, just a little bit, that Jonathan wouldn't see this. But oh well, too late now.]

Well, I'm not gonna do it on video...

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[heavyhitter]

oh shit so where ever he is hes NAKED, is that what ur telling me

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[trickstar]

Can you like, not put it like that?

[voice]

[outlawrain]

...Why is it so... bright?

[hey look a decent response from moses aren't you lucky.]

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[trickstar]

[It's a Christmas miracle.]

Who knows? Maybe he wanted to look like a traffic light.

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[debauchewy]

[A-

laugh.]

[He leans into the camera a little. Deeefinitely Hisoka- even if his hair looks like it's- white now?]

I remember that outfit- [Eyes slimming.] In fact I remember everything that was done in it as well.

[trickstar]

[...


Okay, that's. The final straw.]

No. Shut up. I'm not hearing it.

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[brushoff]

And here I thought he was just playing hard to get, [ said with a sulky little grumpy sigh ]

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[debauchewy]

It is a shame... [Said with a sigh. His thoughts exactly. He's just- not a sulker.]

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[trickstar]

Nope, he's gone! Fucked from this world entirely! Maybe he's in Hell, maybe he's in space somewhere, who knows!

[standsproud]

Gimme a break. You're a pain in the ass, old man.

[trickstar]

Come on, you aren't even a LITTLE happy he's gone?! I thought we could all be happy about this!

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[orangehoodie]

... Why would you burn the clothes?

[trickstar]

Because he sucked!

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[booyahh]

Soooo this guy left this place but his clothes stayed behind [ does that mean this Dio guy is naked somewhere? she's not asking ] and you decided to wear them? [ but why? not that this isn't hilarious, she can't hide the amusement in her voice. ]

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[trickstar]

I was trying to imitate him so people would think I was him for a minute before I revealed myself! That was the joke!!

[resipiscent]

[He never met Dio, but...] You're wearing his clothes?

[trickstar]

As a joke.

[Video] That line is great I love it

[equinamity]

[Having met Jonathan recently--and being told that she could call him JoJo--it's not surprising that she's momentarily confused about who is on the video. He doesn't look quite like Jonathan and his mannerisms are quite different.

And really, neon yellow?]

Mr. Joestar?

[Your JoJo is in another castle, Riza. The additional disadvantage that comes from her difficulty with the technology doesn't help.]

[Video] <3!!

[trickstar]

Mr. Joestar? Are you trying to make me sound like an old man?

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[corviform]

Joseph...

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[trickstar]

[A SIGH. He's about had it by now.]

If you're not going to laugh, don't bother scolding me...

shh not late

[seesthestars]

[She's. Squinting at this entire thing. Partly because she never actually met Dio in person, so she never got to see all these... wonderful clothes... for herself.]

[And also because Joseph what and why.]

...Did he actually wear that?

[Wait! No. More important questions first.]

Uh! Are you sure he's really gone?

ok ok

[trickstar]

I'm totally sure!

[Joseph even stole his money out of his dresser.]

[goldenlegacy]

[Well, that was pretty insensitive. Giorno's not going to get into it, though. Just leaving Joseph with this:]

Thank you for the report.

[trickstar]

[...Oh. Yeah, maybe he should have thought of Giorno's feelings on this...]

U-Uh... Hey.

Sorry, Giorno. I know you...

[...L..iked...him?]

... Knew him.

then i remembered i said i'd tag this hi

[sewoften]

[ nice presentation sort of, he's seen better dramatics. it's an interesting outfit on the other hand. ]

Did you end up with many takers for the bonfire?

[ he sees everything else here and he really thinks it was basically just that first guy who said yes

past that joseph it looks like you've been made to regret your life decisions, but come now. clothes hardly make the man. ]

stop giving me tags dammit

[trickstar]

Just lil' Caesar right now. I'm thinking of pushing it back to tomorrow instead since it might rain tonight. Why, you wanna come?