7 - ☆ - VIDEO

[trickstar]

[Most of the screen is dark. There is, however, just enough light that one can make out the outfit of the individual standing in front of the video feed with their hands on their hips. He's dressed in some stupidly bright neon yellow and green outfit, but the shadows definitely cover a majority of this individuals face. Nothing out of the norm for a guy like him.

But when he opens his mouth to talk, it doesn't… sound quite like Dio, to those who would know his voice well enough, but more like if Dio suddenly had a cold.]

I bet you are all wondering… "why would Dio suddenly make a post like this?" But the truth is...

[And then the individual in the absolutely awful outfit steps into the light a little more- AND SURPRISE! IT'S NOT DIO.]

You thought it was Dio… but it was I, JoJo!!

[Joseph says, pointing a thumb towards himself and then proceeding to laugh like a moron. Of course, to anyone who bothered to look at the nametag of the person who posted would be able to tell right away this Joseph to begin with, but... who cares?]

Dio's gone! Completely! All that was left are his clothes- like Satan dragged him down to hell without them. I'm thinking about burning these after I end the video, anyone wanna join me?

Comments

[trickstar]

... He seems that way, at first...

[corviform]

And then...?

[trickstar]

He kills your family.

[corviform]

... that isn't funny, Joseph.

private;

[trickstar]

Did I sound like I was kidding?

[Hint: he isn't.]

I'm not joking. It took some pretty serious negotiating to make sure none of that happened when he was here.

private

[corviform]

[ A beat.

Joseph doesn't sound like his usual goofy self. ]

He was dangerous? How did you know that?

private

[trickstar]

My grandson told me. ... If I tell you something, you'd promise not to repeat it, right? Like, ever?

private

[corviform]

Joseph... [ Gil sounds apprehensive about making that promise. ] If he's dangerous, don't others deserve to know?

private

[trickstar]

That's not a yes, Gil.

[In fact it's sounding more like a "if you tell me, I'll tell everyone" tone.]

He's gone now! It doesn't matter if they know or not!

private

[corviform]

And what if he comes back?

private

[trickstar]

Nevermind.

I can't trust you with this.

private

[corviform]

I'm not saying I'm going to tell everyone!

I'm just saying you should probably think this over carefully.

private

[trickstar]

I thought it over.

I'm doing what's best for everyone.

private

[corviform]

You also publicly stated this man is a murderer anyway.

[ He runs a hand through his hair and sighs. ]

What is it you don't want anyone else knowing?

[ What could be worse than a murderer? ]

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[trickstar]

I'm not telling you.

private

[corviform]

Joseph ―

[ A sharp exhale. ]

Fine.

private

[trickstar]

We done here now?

private

[corviform]

If this is the way you want to act then we are. Sorry, I don't have the patience for it.

[ A haphazard shrug and he disconnects. ]