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[trickstar]

[Most of the screen is dark. There is, however, just enough light that one can make out the outfit of the individual standing in front of the video feed with their hands on their hips. He's dressed in some stupidly bright neon yellow and green outfit, but the shadows definitely cover a majority of this individuals face. Nothing out of the norm for a guy like him.

But when he opens his mouth to talk, it doesn't… sound quite like Dio, to those who would know his voice well enough, but more like if Dio suddenly had a cold.]

I bet you are all wondering… "why would Dio suddenly make a post like this?" But the truth is...

[And then the individual in the absolutely awful outfit steps into the light a little more- AND SURPRISE! IT'S NOT DIO.]

You thought it was Dio… but it was I, JoJo!!

[Joseph says, pointing a thumb towards himself and then proceeding to laugh like a moron. Of course, to anyone who bothered to look at the nametag of the person who posted would be able to tell right away this Joseph to begin with, but... who cares?]

Dio's gone! Completely! All that was left are his clothes- like Satan dragged him down to hell without them. I'm thinking about burning these after I end the video, anyone wanna join me?

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[trickstar]

What? That doesn't make any sense. We aren't friends.

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[debauchewy]

My point. What else would you give me that I want if not your friendship?

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[trickstar]

Uh... I don't know? A giftcard?

[He knows, but he's playing stupid because he's so fucking done with this clown's bullshit.]

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[debauchewy]

Hm. I'll keep that in mind. Such incentive.

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[trickstar]

Not that it matters now anyway. I'm never asking you for anything again.

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[debauchewy]

I'm quite good at fulfilling favours should I want to. I guess I just- didn't remember yours.

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[trickstar]

Whatever. You're useless to me now anyway.

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[debauchewy]

Harsh words, though not really, considering you never thought me useful to you to begin with.

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[trickstar]

Maybe I did before.

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[debauchewy]

I'm rather high maintenance I suppose. Or perhaps you and I- [Smiles, his eyes slim.] Do better at odds.

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[trickstar]

...

Can you ever just say a sentence normally, or is that asking too much?

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[debauchewy]

[A snort.] I forget how simple you can be- I'm saying maybe we make- better enemies. Though I hardly think you could take a punch as well as I can. Though I'd love to try~

[trickstar]

I don't want enemies! Especially planned ones! If I'm going to seriously fight someone, it's not to mess around.

[debauchewy]

Planned? Oh JoJo, I never planned this. But are you implying I need to give you a reason to fight me? Perhaps I'm not the high maintenance one.

[trickstar]

I don't care if you think I'm high maintenance.

[He is. It's a Libra thing.]

I'm not going to fight you.

[debauchewy]

[Pft, zodiacs.]

I doubt it'd be that much fun anyway. [A sigh, leaning on a hand.]

But I suppose we should make up, considering we work together, hm?

[trickstar]

You can only make up to someone if they want to forgive you.

[debauchewy]

So you'd prefer to hold a grudge?

[trickstar]

If it's something that pisses me off enough.

[Which, actually, you haven't reached that level yet, Hisoka.]

[debauchewy]

I hardly think I deserve that just yet. I haven't even been trying.

[Yeeaah, he figures as much.]

So let's not be petty, all right?

[trickstar]

Tch. Whatever. If I know you're trying to piss me off for a fight, it's not going to work.

[debauchewy]

I'm not trying to piss you off right now. I don't really want to fight you, Joseph.

[trickstar]

[Aaaand he buys it. For now.]

... Fine.

[debauchewy]

[To be fair, on a scale of 1 to 10, ten being WANT and one being NOT to fight, Joseph is definitely a 4-ish. Not that high up on his desirable's list. So- good for you buddy?]

Truce? [A bright smile.] I'll have to make up for that time I didn't cover your shift, hm? [Iiif he remembers.... Or doesn't- again.]

[trickstar]

...

[He knows you aren't going to do it. But because Joseph can't help he still has some degree of Gentleman DNA, he just doesn't bring it up.]

Alright, I'll accept that.