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[ The video post starts out with a large pair of feet - red and scaly like a lizard's, but with black claws not unlike one would see from a dog's. Around these feet are little toys that look like plushies of red dragons, along with other plastic toys with similar shape and color.

It looks like someone have gotten the brilliant idea of notifying Crematia of a recent convention's tendency to make merchandise of imPorts. (Thanks Kang!) ]

It is no offering of a horse or gold or even a virgin girl, but I appreciate the effort of making these little idols of myself.

But these are pitiful efforts. Mere scrapes of cloth and flimsy, shiny constructs do nothing with my body.

[ And she's flicking them away like a man would flick away at a speck of dirt. ]

I have seen humans making husks of metal that can fly into their air. Where are the tapestries, the sculptures? Made of marble, of bronze, silver, or gold? I see potential but it's all lackluster in trying to imitate my might and beauty.

[ The camera moves upward, showing off her chest, her long neck, and that long, crocodile maw showing all the very large, very sharp teeth . . . that's also gleaming with very fresh blood.

Fortunately for everyone, it's just deer's blood. (Unfortunate for the deer, however: Crematia has a tendency to play with her food.) ]

I'll even be their muse, if their imagination starts to falter.

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[Welp, she was going to find out eventually anyways. And, she could have reacted in a much, much worse fashion?]

You bought more.

At a reduced price for some. Others are handed to me freely. And look, Kang -

[ She picks up another doll, cradled in one single digit: light brown in color but bipedal, similar in Kang's likeness. ]

I found you one as well.

[While he's not happy, he's not surprised.]

I already found them.

I was hoping for it to be a surprise.

How do you think I found the one of you?

I was thinking you got lucky.

Do virgins actually have more value than non-virgins?

[He's never been able to ask anyone who would care about it.]

No one likes soiled goods.

[ crematia no ]

Uh, I guess not.

[Dragons are so weird. At least Kang is somewhat relatable.]

Besides, it is not my fault that society has more emphasis in virginity. I just take what is most valuable.

It just never seemed to me like there was much of a difference.

Virgin blood do taste better, I suppose.

[ shut up Crematia. ]

Hah.

[Not that he's amused by the idea of eating a virgin, but this is just such a dragon-y thing to say.]

Well, you're the expert.

Perhaps you should offer. It might draw attention away from those who would rather their likeness not be reproduced.

At a price - I do not offer my body freely.

[ that doesn't sound terrible or anything, does it? ]

[Maybe just a little.]

Mm.

Well, I'm not particularly artistic myself. I won't be able to contribute to the attempt.

[Oh. Oh. That sure is a dragon on the network. Seemingly not the nicest kind of dragon, but it doesn't cease Hiccup's interest as he's already fidgeting to turn on the video. There isn't a shred of fear in his eyes, instead peering through the screen with brightening eyes.]

You're — you're a dragon! They said there weren't really any here, but, uh ... there you are. Talking, at that. Nope, that's not weird at all.

[Shit this is bad he needs to warn Hiccup before the kid gets himself eaten.]

Hiccup, do you remember the dragon I told you about from my world?

[His voice is deadly serious.]

This is her.

[Hearing the message from Kang, he does recall there being a dangerous dragon from his world.]

Really? Doesn't seem all that bad, really.

[Because he's stubborn and reckless and far too invested in dragons.]

Just be careful. Crematia wouldn't hesitate to kill you or your dragon if given a reason.

Look, I get what you're saying. But there's always a way to reason with anybody. I can handle it.

[The look on his face suggests that he really doesn't agree with that sentiment, but he just snorts and mutters a curse.]

I hope so.

Those who told you there weren't any were liars.

I'd be careful in believing in other things they said next time.

Well, people tend to get a lot of things wrong about dragons. I've been there a lot.

[Like how dragons aren't meant to be friends. Pssssh.]

We have a lot of your kind back at home. There's actually one of them here with me, too.

[ OTHER DRAGONS HERE.

OTHER.

DRAGONS.

HERE.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ]

[ play it cool Crematia. ]

A dragon? What color?

[He squints. Weird question.]

Ah, all black. He's a Night Fury, so it kind of goes with the name.

[ oh. blacks. They are sort okay - the only thing black dragons have with red dragons is that they both have equally bad tempers, and Crematia can deal with that -

wait, no, his dragons are not the same as the dragons in home. back on track. ]

Night . . . Fury?

[ She digs that name so much she regrets she didn't named one of her children that. ]

Uh, yeah. It's a kind of dragon species. Back on Berk, we have a ton of different kinds, so all of them look pretty different from each other. Most of them tend to have a variety of colors on them. Like — my girlfriend's is a mix of blues and yellows, with dabs of red, so I'd hardly classify them by colors.

[Rambling on a bit as he does, he's still transfixed on watching the dragon before him with fascination.] Are there more kinds like you?

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