Permavid

[governorkang]

[Kang is not looking like his normal self. In fact, he looks positively ancient. The tarnished appearance at the ends of his scales has nearly taken over the usual dark bronze, his clothing hangs rather loosely due to the loss of nearly a third of his muscle mass, the leathery membrane of his wings looks dry and papery, and the tips of his horns are worn and rounded.

He is also having to noticeably squint to see anything, and his voice has that telltale tremulous quality to it.

...and he's clearly not happy.]

Please tell me I'm not the only one that got aged up in this mess.

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[permavid]

[faeless]

[Have a tiny blonde girl with icy blue eyes that could only be Kenzi.]

Dude.

[governorkang]

Well, at least this time I won't try to hurt you.

[He smiles slightly, trying to inject a little humor in to the situation.]

[faeless]

Try to... [She squints, concentrating for a moment.] Oh, right.

Yeah, better sitch this time.

[governorkang]

I'm not so sure it's better. [A pause.] For me, anyways.

[resipiscent]

I don't think it's just you. You don't look like you feel very good, though, huh? Are you at home?

[governorkang]

It's looking like I may be the only one aged up this much.

[He grimaces, muttering a curse.]

If you're thinking about fussing over me, don't.

[resipiscent]

No, I won't, but... let me know if you need anything, okay? I'm not all that tall right now, but I can do little things.

[governorkang]

I'll be fine.

[...he probably won't.]

[Video]

[hands4healing]

[Oh, wow, you look so old! But she still has some manners.]

Mr. Kang?

[Have a piping voice and a baby Winry.]

[governorkang]

[Kang squints further for a moment, unsure of who it is at first.]

...Winry?

[hands4healing]

Mm!

[She's glad he recognizes her. As old as he is, he might've forgotten.]

Are you okay?

[governorkang]

As much as I can be, given the circumstances. I haven't broken anything yet.

[Hey, his mind is as sharp as ever.]

video;

[onhold]

( Karina makes a noise akin to a sigh. )

Nothing happened to me at all.

[governorkang]

Consider yourself lucky, ma'am.

[onhold]

Is it really that bad?

[governorkang]

[He snorts, his wings making an unusual creaking noise as they shift slightly against his back that makes him wince. That doesn't sound good at all.]

Before this, I was most likely somewhere around the human equivalent of thirty or forty.

video;

[whippings]

Hah! You're not alone.

( The woman in the video feed looks to be in her late teens, which begs the question of how old she was in the first place. )

[governorkang]

It seems you didn't get aged up quite as much.

[He is aware that some of the imPorts are young teens.]

[whippings]

No, I did not. Only about five years. ( For a moment, she looks annoyed. She would have taken more, if it it had happened to her. )

How many has it been for you, do you think?

video.

[weaknessisdeath]

You are ugly.

[ so ugly.

also: not only Crematia is small, but she still thinks like a baby dragon. WHOOPS. ]

[governorkang]

[Lady of the Abyss, he can't handle this right now. He's torn between laughing and swearing in every language he knows.

...he settles with closing his eyes and mentally counting to twenty (ten is not long enough) before answering in a deadpan tone.]

You're a wyrmling.

[weaknessisdeath]

[ you better start handle this hot mess 'cause she's gonna start biting people soon. ]

What are you supposed to be?

video

[sciencelady]

Defs not. [Roxy looks to be in her mid-thirties to early forties, though she ages well.] I don't need bifocals though sorry. I think you got the worst of it.

[governorkang]

Lucky me.

[sciencelady]

Buy a buncha things on senior discount and hoard 'em for when you get back to normal.