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[governorkang]

[Kang is not looking like his normal self. In fact, he looks positively ancient. The tarnished appearance at the ends of his scales has nearly taken over the usual dark bronze, his clothing hangs rather loosely due to the loss of nearly a third of his muscle mass, the leathery membrane of his wings looks dry and papery, and the tips of his horns are worn and rounded.

He is also having to noticeably squint to see anything, and his voice has that telltale tremulous quality to it.

...and he's clearly not happy.]

Please tell me I'm not the only one that got aged up in this mess.

Comments

[sciencelady]

Buy a buncha things on senior discount and hoard 'em for when you get back to normal.

[governorkang]

[Money hasn't been an issue for him here.]

I think I'll pass on that, ma'am.

[sciencelady]

Dude, you're old enough to call me a whippersnapper you ain't gotta use "ma'am."

Seriously, though, you gotta do something with this. Yell at a cloud!