video;

[elevatorattendant]

Oh. Oh my! Yes, I know how this technology works.

[ The video image wavers as Elizabeth peers into the camera, and all that is visible is one bright yellow eye. After a moment, she pulls it away from her face. ]

This is the social media that I have been heard tales of. What an enticing ring to a name, isn't it? "Social media." To facilitate bonds between people despite many challenges that others might surrender to, defeating such constraints as time and distance. How marvelous this is.

Hello, I am Elizabeth! [ She practically sings her greeting. ] I look forward to experiencing your world, both that of social media and otherwise. Our sponsors have assigned to me a domicile, and I have my very own room in that of the second household of De Chima.

I think I will turn it into a dance club.

Comments

[elevatorattendant]

[ Elizabeth raises her eyebrows. Now there's a place she hasn't been. ]

Not precisely, but I imagine the effect is very much the same... though less damp.

[unconchonable]

[Is she trying to troll him with how literal she's taking everything, or??]

So, you just don't know basic fuckin' things then? Well, I guess you're gonna hawe a lot to be excited about.