text, from Joseph Joestar's communicator

[heavyhitter]

ok whos the asshole that stole my housemates
seriously all 3, just gone. these are grown ass men who should at least be hard to fit out the window, so what gives
was it one of u, new kids???? show up and start thieving dudes?? fork em over i wasnt done with those losers yet

missing: 1 kotetsu 1 hal 1 oliver, if seen return to ramir
no reward



ps this is ramir not joseph, some asshat ALSO stole my phone, WHAT GIVES THIS PLACE IS FULL OF CRIME. WE NEED A HERO TO GET ON TOP OF THAT.

Comments

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

I can pick a lock.

[heavyhitter]

yeah same
these arent just any old locks

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

They got powers on them or something?

[heavyhitter]

god i hope not, thatll be awkward when i finally get in

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

Ain't there someone who can, pop in there? You know. Tele-whatevers.

[heavyhitter]

Yeah, probably. There's a million ways in there. I just gotta make sure he's actually gone, first.

[ ramir, respecting boundaries??? gross. ]

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

Well, when you's got an idea, let me know.

nice, i like how i forgot she was texting in the last tag

[heavyhitter]

yeah sure thing

[ then like 10 minutes later: ]

what the fuck he was HERE THE WHOLE TIME

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

He sounds like a real winner.

[heavyhitter]

ugh hes so weird
just let me know if u ever want to roommate swap

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

I came home once and mine was summoning the devil.

[heavyhitter]

oh

did it work

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

I didn't stick around to find out.

[heavyhitter]

good plan